Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Unless it’s finger licking good. (18%)
• ..Bite what's in the hand that feeds you. (14%)
• ..You Don't Know Where It's Been!! (14%)
• ..It might bite back! (9%)
• ..because you might need it to scratch your back later. (9%)
• ..unless it's been force feeding you filth. (5%)
• ..unless you're capable and willing to feed yourself! (5%)
• ..lick it politely like a civilized cow. (5%)
• ..Unless you have a darn good lawyer! (5%)
• ..You can't possibly be THAT hungry! (5%)
• ..oh i dont know i play bite my great grandbabies hands when they try to feed me to hear them laugh (5%)
• ..Or you may choke on the bones. (5%)
• ..Unless you like biting yourself. (5%)
• ..or it won't feed you again (0%)
• ..Be nice, leave a tip (0%)
• ..You'll hurt yourself. (0%)