Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• but I'll risk being a miserable millionaire! (33%)
• but it can be used for buying things that makes misery more comfortable. (11%)
• but it can rent it. (11%)
• but it sure pays the bills! (7%)
• Not even in a "material world." (7%)
• ...but it sure makes misery more enjoyable. (7%)
• but Bill Gates doesn't look too sad. (7%)
• but it sure can keep you out of the gutter! (4%)
• But it sure would make my life easier. (4%)
• but it is better than not having any money. (4%)
• but lack of money invites unhappiness. (4%)
• ...but occasionally the Happiness Shop might accept a cash down payment for it. (0%)
• But then they were never Secret Service agents in Cartegena. (0%)