Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• then the dream ended. (38%)
• I just wish I could remember any of it... (19%)
• ...could you kindly remove the blindfold now? (13%)
• but we have to do something about my dead wife's body (13%)
• the kids came home from Grandmas house. . (6%)
• I ate too much and now have terrible gas.... (6%)
• at the stroke of midnight I'll turn back into a frog. . (6%)
• it's morning now (0%)
• my husband is gonna want to know where I've been!! (0%)