Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..then I am FAST, EASY, and CHEAP! (41%)
• ..we are all cannibals. (14%)
• ..I'm the pepper princess. (10%)
• ..I'd be a Hershey bar, with almonds (10%)
• ..Then I'm mostly all sugar and spice. (7%)
• ..then I better start eating something that looks beautiful. (7%)
• ..then I'm the sugar fairy! (3%)
• ..grab yourself an egg and beat it. (3%)
• ..then only cannibals are humans (3%)