Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You won't be able to afford your GoldToken membership renewal. (15%)
• ..you will look good being broke (10%)
• ..Make sure you change your last name to Jones too (10%)
• ..Your new address will be 000 Under-Pass Way (10%)
• ..You'll end up behind them in the bread line. (10%)
• ..It is easier if they are destitute! (10%)
• ..they will just go buy a larger TV. (5%)
• ..the Smiths will pass you both up. (5%)
• ..you are making a big mistake -- keep up with Gates's instead! (5%)
• ..You'll end up in debt, having things others wanted, then keeping within your means and buying things that give you personal joy. (5%)
• ..better off using their credit card than your own! (5%)
• ..then you’ll probably notice that they are frantically trying to keep up with you. (5%)
• ..the Hatfields and the McCoys will fly right by ya! (5%)