Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? It’s just nuts. (33%)
• What did the squirrel say to the psychiatrist, while lying on his couch? "When I heard you are what you eat, I realized I was nuts!!!" (33%)
• Why did the squirrel cross the road? Because be heard the ballet was performing the Nutcracker. (20%)
• To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune. Nutradamus. (13%)