Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..obviously never married (18%)
• ..obviously hasn't seen me doing nothing. (11%)
• ..never tried to nail Jell-O to a tree. (11%)
• ...never desperately needed to erase a message left in anger on someone else's voicemail. (11%)
• ..never worked with monkeys, squirrels nor the public. (11%)
• ..Obviously has not seen mission impossible. (7%)
• ..Was listening to the voices in their head (7%)
• ..is correct, but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy! (7%)
• ..the word itself says "I'm possible!” (Audrey Hepburn) (7%)
• ..Trying on a size 6 in jeans, when you really wear size 12. 😲 (7%)
• ..May be in for an impossibly difficult rude awakening. (4%)
• ..had everything handed to them on a silver platter. (0%)
• ..never realised how impossible it is to say nothing. (0%)