Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..This will be a big adjustment for me. I've been with this doctor for over 30 years. (0%)
• ..Unless I buy the next round! (0%)
• ..beer but he didn't say anything about tequila (0%)
• ..so I freeze my whiskey and now chew ice cubes instead. (0%)
• ..now I'm looking for a new primary care physician! (0%)
• ..But not what to drink so I choose.....water (0%)
• ..So I froze the milk and had milk ice lolly instead. (0%)
• ..So now I eat beer slushes. (0%)
• ..alone, i think he was looking for a drinking buddy (0%)
• ..Because he broke up with me and now I have no one to drink with. (0%)
• ..So, I guess I'll sacrifice the water. ;) (0%)
• ..oh look! Here comes the margarita truck! (0%)
• ..On the soft drinks they were giveing off gastaritus (0%)