Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Then she Dyed laughing (31%)
• ..when she saw what my granddaughter did to my hair playing hairdresser. (17%)
• ..and her wig fell off (14%)
• ..And created a snowstorm with her dandruff (10%)
• ..When my blonde hair turned sky blue pink with purple polka dots!!! (7%)
• ..I choose to think it's because she thinks my natural beauty can't be improved. (7%)
• ..and screamed after she left the solution on too long and my hair fell out into her hand. (7%)
• ..Then screamed...You Have Lice, UGG I knew I should not have tried on that hat. (3%)
• ..in slow motion, the same way they do in shampoo ads (3%)
• ..a lot and scratched her ear. (0%)