Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The one not written yet. (17%)
• ..The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. (14%)
• ..NO COFFEE GROUNDS~!@#$%% (14%)
• ..I got married (10%)
• ..BOOOOO (7%)
• ..I can't move, breathe, speak, or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead. (7%)
• .....EEK !!! (3%)
• ..Creepy!👻 (3%)
• ..Is Leprechaun (3%)
• ..my mother dying (3%)
• ..I gave my dog a bone to chew on and when I came back he had dug up the rest of the body. (3%)
• ..Nightmare On Elf Street (3%)
• .."No." (3%)
• .."The End." (3%)
• ..Noooooo!!! (3%)
• ..Chomp-Slurp! (0%)
• ..AXED (0%)
• ..Cockroaches crawling in your ears (0%)