Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? Sorry. My fault. (20%)
• What do you call the smartest monster of them all? FrankEinstein (15%)
• What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer genes (15%)
• Though Phil was ticketed when his electric car ran out of juice blocking the highway, the judge let him off because he was not properly charged. (15%)
• Stop it with the puns. We’ve all sulfured enough. (15%)
• An old favorite: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy (10%)
• I can never find the element of surprise on the Periodic Table. (10%)