Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I bought my friend a fire extinguisher. She was delighted (22%)
• I Googled for ways to light a fire. It said, “No matches found.” (17%)
• A man sits in his boat, he needs a smoke. He finds his 2 last cigarettes, but no matches. After some though, he throws one of his cigarettes overboard, and immediately his boat becomes one cigarette lighter. (17%)
• I slept like a log last night to the point that I found myself waking up in the fireplace. (13%)
• The wick said to the flame, “you set my heart on fire.” (9%)
• the fire said to the match we are perfect together (9%)
• Naming your son Arson could be a hot topic for him when he gets older. (9%)
• All the bystanders thought that the fire spread to the neighbor's house, but it was actually just secondhand smoke. (4%)