Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The truth, some how people won't believe you.. (14%)
• ..A lie. It always comes back to bite you!! (11%)
• ..your wife that her backside DOES actually look big in that outfit! (11%)
• ..someone else's secret.. (7%)
• ..Tell a joke, I laugh before I say the punch line. (7%)
• ..the policeman that he's a real jerk for pulling you over! (7%)
• ..A cab driver how to get somewhere. (7%)
• ..Your husband to ask for directions,, (7%)
• ..your wife she's wrong. (7%)
• ..disrespect someone and say you love them (4%)
• ..Your mother that she is wrong (4%)
• ..your husband to read the instructions! (4%)
• ..a weather forecast in N.E. Ohio. (4%)
• ..YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING...THEN DON'T! (4%)
• ..Your secrets and unpleasant facts you know (4%)
• ..a child that they're not getting, or getting to do, something. (0%)
• ..A woman she's not being logical when she's having an emotional moment. (0%)