Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I didn't want to interrupt her (42%)
• ..She says she's never been happier! (13%)
• ..Neither has she spoken to me. We get along well. (13%)
• ..Because she's in the other room, with earphone on. (13%)
• ..She said when she wanted my opinion, she'd ask. (10%)
• ..She divorced me years ago! (6%)
• ..No worries, She’s telepathic. (3%)
• ..but now I'm wondering if I should tell her she has toilet tissue hanging out of her pant legs before we go to church. (0%)