Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..the more Dangerous it is to sneeze!! (31%)
• ..The more aches and pains I discovered with every passing year (11%)
• ..the less I care! (11%)
• ..The happier I am to wake up every day still alive (8%)
• ..The older I feel (6%)
• ..I'm realizing these aren't the Golden Years they are the RUSTY YEARS.. (6%)
• ..Looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like. (6%)
• ..the more I appreciate an afternoon nap (3%)
• ..the more ... the more ... something. What? Senile? (3%)
• ..the less I remember (3%)
• ..The more my eyesight isn't as good, slower I'm getting things done, and mind isn't as sharp. (3%)
• ..My younger self disappeared. (3%)
• ..the more green Jello I can have. (3%)
• ..The younger everyone else seems to be. (3%)
• ..The worsers I get (3%)
• ..The more aches and pains I get (0%)
• ..My dad used to say any day that he woke up was a good day he didn’t say that on Aug 11, 2017 he passed away while he slept (0%)
• ..The slower I move (0%)