Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but to often they end in hell. (21%)
• ..but so is Thunder and Lightning. (18%)
• ..Who are they.... (15%)
• ..To bad they don't come with a warranty. (12%)
• .."They" have never met my ex (12%)
• ..But the people who say this aren't married.. (6%)
• ..They're wrong. (6%)
• ..But You gotta admit Divorce is definitely made in HELL.. (6%)
• ..Obviously someone in heaven isn't particularly fond of the Kardashians. (3%)
• ..Someone must-have been making a practical joke (3%)