Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..it wasn't a Fart (15%)
• ..You mistakenly sent that sensitive email to the entire company, and not just to your friend down the hall. (12%)
• ..the golden years arent golden (12%)
• ..Everybody left and you're talking to yourself! (8%)
• ..Oh crap I said it out loud.. (8%)
• ..You forgot your wallet (4%)
• ..you timed-out on your games (4%)
• ..Your parents don't know everything.... (4%)
• ..It's only Thursday (4%)
• ..I missed the winning move and already hit save move in my gt game. (4%)
• ..You missed the lottery by one number (4%)
• ..Getting old ain’t for sissies (4%)
• ..You lost your credit card (4%)
• ..your in laws are moving in (4%)
• ..Your inlaws were all moved in when we got home from a happy weekend.. (4%)
• ..It is Momday all over again (4%)
• ..Your wife isn't about to be as satisfied as you are (4%)
• ..What everyone else has known all along. (0%)
• ..It's easy to live like someone left the gate open (0%)