Poll assigned to board: Jokes Board

• What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. (18%)
• What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches. (18%)
• What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! (14%)
• What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? OUCH.. (11%)
• Why was the baby snake sad? Someone took its rattle! (7%)
• A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. (see post for full joke) (7%)
• Do regular dogs see German Shepherds and think, "Oh No, it's the cops!!" (7%)
• Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." (7%)
• Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he’s shellfish. (7%)
• Why do Hummingbirds Hum? Because they don't know the words (4%)