Poll assigned to board: Pony Up!

• It's a dinner invitation (29%)
• Text show's "I won a free massage and sauna" (17%)
• I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again! (17%)
• I’ll pay you $100 to pretend you’re me Thanksgiving day! (13%)
• Were on the list to maybe get pardoned! (8%)
• Last year for a Presidential Thanksgiving Pardon? (4%)
• I got a text. Phew, it's not me. (4%)
• They will not cancel thanksgiving (4%)
• Ok! I got our tickets out of the country! (4%)
• They are from the old country, talking Turkey, cant understand a word they are saying... (0%)