Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Fell of the shelf (17%)
• ..encourageed all the Elves to go on strike (17%)
• ..Started helping the Grinch. (8%)
• ..Reports to Santa only the naughty, and not the nice! (8%)
• ..is passed out on the floor from excessive holiday cheer. (8%)
• ..Has a belly ache from eating all of Santa's cookies (8%)
• ..Was opening presents to get the children in trouble (8%)
• ..Knows how to wrap things up! (8%)
• ..Drank the milk and ate all the cookies. (8%)
• ..Is a troll from the mall.. (4%)
• ..turned into an ogre in a gocar! (4%)