Poll assigned to board: Jokes Board

• My wife was on eBay all day today. If she's still there by the weekend I'll reduce the price! (43%)
• I bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks. (29%)
• Q. Why doesn’t Garth Brooks shop at Home Depot? A. Because he has friends in Lowe’s places. (29%)
• A Mexican man walks into a men's store, looks around, finds a salesman and says "Busco calcetines". (0%)
• While at Walmart, I asked the Pharmacy staff where I might find one of those at home health tests you send to a lab for analysis. (0%)
• At a large department store a manager was coming onto the sales floor when he heard an associate tell a woman "we haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll get any anytime soon." (0%)