Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..trying to figure out what it means to "Dog". (28%)
• ..playing on Gold Token! (20%)
• ..Being adorable and cuddly. (16%)
• ..Laid up in your bed on your pillow ! (8%)
• ..Looking for a fire hydrant (4%)
• ..Questioning my entire existence on the planet (4%)
• ..Chasing cats and sniffing peoples butts. (4%)
• ..scratch myself to sleep (4%)
• ..practicing knee humping. (4%)
• ..Anxiously waiting for you to come home and give me something to eat! (4%)
• ..braking and peeing at door when i hear your car (4%)
• ..Netflixing, giving myself a mani & pedi and taking a nap. (0%)
• ..Translate what on earth any of that means (0%)
• ..Go to the groomers for a toenail trim. (0%)
• ..Bark (0%)