Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Go ask your father! (21%)
• ..Were you born in a barn? Close the door, you're letting the flies in! (14%)
• ..Telling me to stop crying, or she’d give me something to cry about! (11%)
• ..Stop fighting with your brothers. (11%)
• ..I brought you into this world and I can sure take you back out (7%)
• ..Constantly (7%)
• ..Not to pet that cute porcupine (OUCH, she was right!) (4%)
• ..But I'll never remember what it was she was actually saying. (4%)
• ..and the years of anti-psychotics and tricyclic anti-depressants consumed trying to deal with it. (4%)
• ..and I don’t know what I did (4%)
• ..To stop creating temporal loops with our time machine.. (4%)
• ..Because I wouldn't stop pranking her. True story (4%)
• ..I think you are my sisters daughter you act just like her (4%)
• ..as she was reaching for the wooden clothes hanger! (4%)
• ..Your like a goose, you wake up in a different world everyday! (0%)