Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self." (60%)
• Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’ (20%)
• Doctor, I can't hear properly in my right ear. I'm certain it's my right ear, I'm definite! (10%)
• take to aspirins and call me in the morning (10%)
• If you are sick you need to go see Doctor Phil Goode. (0%)