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Since hamster's meatloaf is increasingly tasteless, why bother to loop de loop? The symbiotic increase in disposable rikshaws shows a suspiciously altruistic trend towards overrated grasshoppers. When catfish was king, Razorheads devoured Cleveland. Afterward the talisman exclaimed "wibble" thereby, forever, wobble waxing became famous as the first and foremost form of waxing. Baselines might scatter, but burritos reveal themselves to be wedded to wombats.

Their tails are rumpled because undesirable elves polished their nubby turtledoves until lawnmowers verticulated invertebrates. Mollusks, lamppoles, & pogo-sticks all giggled and rumbled because thousands of feather-dusters were frollicking beneath undulating hippoes and hamsters in heat. Unbelieveable!

Circular saws and Cleveland hobits hopped circuitously, but matriculated biathlon's burritos. Every Tuesday the carotene additive rabbits promised to negotiate rivers unto undulating jets of paradigms. Despite this paradox, "THEY" continue to rationalize burritos, pizzas, loop de loops, toothbrushes, toilets and newspaper, while the aliens feather-dusted oceans with pneumatic jelly-filled parachutes which oozed ominous peach-fuzz.

January, being the most inquisitive dragon, toe star jelly was contemplating spreading rumors involving junebugs!! He capriciously marched over April showers. August yardbirds may suddenly eat again! However, July reluctantly swept moshpits under the painted rug. Thankfully, wombats consumed the elephant as owls. Regretably, the Mayflowers bloomed incandescently when Cleveland buzzards loop-de-looped, battleships blooming with meatloaf & monkeys bouncing sideways, pirates pirouetted violence as industries polluted every burrito bank in Arkansas while groundhogs lurked around hamster graves with ketchup. Guinea pigs prominade dolphins with innertubes loop de looping beach-balls!! Wait!!! What elephant worth her pudding wouldn't acknowledge chinchillas laced with enormous burritos? Will success fail?

Such cinnamon would deceive erudite porcupines whenever they grew meatloaf lightbulbs. However surrealist sandwichs entice weed-eaters with atoms covered with mustard effluent. Yummy hot dog's, cried wombat thingamabobbers. Incoherent as bricks they staggered, stumbling, tumbling and flipping through all gorditas celebrating melodramatic moments of cucumbers reeking of rocking-chairs. PURPLE!!! Why is eccentricity cumbersome? Because it evolves de-evolutionarily. Conceptually, that conceptualizes mop-buckets full of fecal matter.

Boxes, I & II represent miniscule enormities, Stargate technology means that recovering from bursting corpuscles...uhh...meaning...what? Hmmm... Bubbles the very essence of sensuality slinked seductively closer until midnight.

Ice cream, Sally's cousin's sister's were oilriggers offshore. Before dawn, aardvarks approach on epoetin aspirations, completely obliterating all ant-hills on the dentures of despair. Existentialism, not Taoism is now virtually non-existant. Philosophies, remarkably transmute popcorn into mushy-peas. Antidisistablishmentarialism becomes prodisistablishmentarialism while hyperpolysyllabicsesquepedilianism (the overuse of long words) creates thingamabobbers being resplendent die gracefully. Triginometry triangulates tri-dimentional triangles triangularly. Trabecula cynically urinated profusely before themselves to eradicate calculus. Differentiating, therefore, the decemvir ATV. Muskeg moshpitted HEAVY METAL which usually lightened bandstand's across Bulgaria.

Parakeets enter eating footballs voraciously perched gracefully while contemplating sines, arctangents and lawnmowers. Inconclusive barndoors alphabetized duct-tape impetuously. Emphatically, incontinent they dribbled baseball's, bowlingballs, wrecking-balls, even boche balls! ONOMATOEPOEIA!!!

Wombats break-up mosquito's acne after incinerating cheeseburgers that jubilate. Spasmatically, paramatta seizured inside rigatoni. Indredible calousing grasshoppers hiphopped into Cleveland junkyards chasing greasy monkey's doppelgangers.

Anyway, spark-plugs retaliate reluctantly igniting firecrackers with wet noodles. Colourful Bunies hop all around while the VAmpires take flight in search of their prey ....Swooooooooshing and flapping while they go on their merry way.... Drooling estrogen , babbling bathtubs bubbling simultaneously barbarically.

"Balistic muscles rarely etiquette has", Yoda quipped motorcycles travel in style. Yet wookies wobble, wewentwesswy. Whatever! Wookie's wumbled while wacho's whimsical whamey, waiting watermelons went courting westward, wahoo!

Toad's stool gave Add-A-Word hallucinosis, which isn't mental arithmetic or indeed dreaming in a kirby-like trance. Wha....wha........what is..........that?!?!?!?!?! Gadzooks! Whew! Wee! Magnavox! Metabolisms are our friend ! SHAZAM! Preposterous propositions plague prosperous people.

Clockwork carriages will unfortunately disintegrate upon re-entry. But, demented celery embellishes basketballs inconspicuously. Highjumps, hurdles, hoola-hoops, Hazeltine, will hippos and heffalumps hardly happen. However, huge heliotropic hammers hereabouts will heave hippopotamusi happily heavenward, hoping heartily haphazardous hedonisms.

Meanwhile, back at The Batcave, time flew! Oh our furry junebugs flitted like crazed calories amongst vegetables and tug-boats happily ever throttled back. Spaceships and Death Star's can dive almost into nothingness while simultaneously warping space-time into multi-dimensional yogurt. Milkshakes spread abdominal cramps throughout PEPPERONI!! Casseroles didn't have macaroni salad then. Burritos, burritos, burritos!!! Peanutbutter batcave's bouncing fruitcake flew into Batman's antonymic allegory. The Boy-Wonder was categorically eating whilst watching cardiomegaly @''"@@~~~: Air-bags Continously spout blue wombats paradoxically because lollipops, being sticky, will safeguard the retrievers from superman while wonderwoman takes TARZAN and Pac-Man apart. Super Mario decides spiderman aka Madonna, who pretended pipsqueak was stuck high up Chewbacca's furry trail of turtles, tortoises, and various snails of Disney, mickey was taking. Suddenly, from nowhere, came towards unbelievable GODZILLA babies weeping uncontrolablly without underwear. Woe to the trashbag brigade. Meanwhile, volkswagens all zoooomed between raptors. They tweaked thier tweakers together, but monkeybones screamed, "Chowder now!" not!, which inadvertently alerted Genghis Presley, who sang awful Mongolian love ballads to Cleopatra, a.k.a. madonna (as Elizabeth Taylor) in the critically acclaimed remake of "Gone with the Window" also starring donald duck {a.k.a george bush III}...leading Tony Blair amidst ever morphing hairstyles and make-up.

Beautiful blackboards becoming ghosts of the "Old School" Chalkdust Gang, floating are rats breying psychedelically upon left-over, chalkdusty, green, mouldy, atomic radio-active pretzels of pixie-dust. Getting rowdy, obnoxious bulldozzers snorted fire on ice. Corncobs shed snorting rhinos when barking silently. Spaghetti & tuna sandwiches ooze digestive gel causing untold mayhem gastrically. Furthermore, Santa Claus a.k.a. god of joy, would normally be myth but instead has transmogrified.

When tweakiness is mulletized in........well.......in an empty K-Mart. Wal-Mart or Piggly-Wiggly? Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Consequently, bills! Credit cards and hosting yard sales. Bargains! Auctions! CAR BOOT and bankruptcy mesmerizes goldfish con-artist's, USA PRESIDENTS,..all half price items must consequently lose wombats sensitivity droppings, crapping, urinating, and crackulating!! Incredible edification is necessary - forming icy droplets of dung cicles.

Tornados having opinions busted rhymes into Chilean groundhogs. Employment numbers sang melodious rhythems dreadfully jovial. "Ding-Dong, the dung done did dance dip daring daggle dougal dilly dallied dripping dangerously - Duh!!" Horrible Tara tallied terribly unaccountablly smelling taffy. When she hip-hopped across undulating soda seashores, shimmering seashells waved shavings before enraptured crowds containing millions upon millions of burritos. Tamales have never stuffed grasshoppers the way they have for years. Surprisingly, tacos tasted like Chinese Sea-Weed icecream. Salt water, whilst waltzing twirlingly, skidded haphazardly, causing lemmings and flamingos to dance enthusiastically round in circles. So dramatically that Dr.Ruth hailed them worthless little pipsqueaks cavorting suggestively similar to earthworms wriggling drunkenly aboard aluminum cans.

Peter Pumpkin Eater plucked purple lemons and brightly colored boxes tenderly waxing, polishing, scrubbing even. Then, his appendix surgically implanted liposuctional tubes knotted together like scampering idiots. Inevitably, Peter puked.

If wombats loop-de-looped blindfolded, meatloaf incoherantly bounced jellyfish goop, and Billy Baloney slowly juggled tiny firecrackers. Then why should artichokes not instinctively retaliate by spitting huge, muckified trees across minefields? The whole situation, in retrospect, seems inevitably predictable. Henceforth, all vegetables demonstrate end!! Curly, however, mischieviously beaned Moe behind Megalopolis and then, unfortunately, imploded! [ ENOUGH ]<<>>

The end of the plank had fortuitously twisted rendering the entire asteroid unstable. Therefore, corrective surgery via internal asteroid explosions was unstable to perform, so they decided to eat jelly beans with chopsticks. Consequently, baloney was banned. Tombstone's population sang "Somewhere Out There", stuttering emotionally. Bagels danced softly through seaweed, thinking squirrels "nutty".

Syrup figs dangled temptingly close beneath litter boxes. Wombats auspiciously stammered soliloquies sloppily. Furthermore, one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater's porcupines rarely snookered the constable. Yet, always burritos complicated loop-de-looping by Cleveland. Although, one of the asteroids was eclipsed by the very emptiness of space. Cream soda and root beer are lukewarm when hamsters dance and ruminate accordingly.
Almond Joy!!! Mounds!!! Milky Way!!! Snickers!!! Whatchamacallit!!! Milk Duds!!! Kit-Kat!!! Reese Cup!!! Pay Day!!! May Day?!? Any Day?!?! Monday!!!....ewww.....

Therefore, chickens eliminated most trampolines while pepperoni flavoured footballs maniacly turned baseballs into pigeons. However, trapeze artists flipped head-over-heels, upside-down, inside-out, backwards and across while circling the mailman through egg noodles endlessly sparkling of M&M's!

Rivers of witch-hunter's burritos were cock-a-doodle-dooing at Cleveland's watergate. Highways to Hamsterville exited wombat's wikis, showing where unsuspected zebras tend toward mediocrity. Jellybeans, being masters of tuna, burritos and catfish descended slowly toward a loud underwater band of purple jellyfish eating stale firecrackers smothered in kerosene. Fireworks were burritos in duckville! Loud explosions populated all Dr. Ruth's many strange offices and rattled the already misconfigured figure. Her wombat died.


Epilogue

What wombat? What hamster? What does purple have to do with elongated toenails? Such nonsense is acceptable. This ends this Add-A-Word. Except

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