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Current Poll
Vote for you favourite Halloween Joke. | |
Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch! | 19% |
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates | 19% |
What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life! | 19% |
What is a ghost favorite lunch meat? Booloney. | 12% |
Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck. | 12% |
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. | 8% |
What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite. | 8% |
What's the best Halloween treat? Spookies and milk | 4% |
(Knock, knock) - Who's there? Trick or treat! | 0% |
What do you call s skeleton that likes to tell jokes? A funny bone | 0% |
[ 26 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
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Current theme:- Shopping Jokes
Post your favourite jokes, cartoons and funny stories on any subject, anytime
Themed contests for profile tokens will be held once or twice a month. Subject and dates will be posted here. Post your funniest joke for a chance to win one of these awesome specialty tokens:
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1. You are welcome to post other non-contest Jokes on this board anytime, but please note in your post if it is NOT for the contest
2. There will be a poll for subscribers to vote for their favorite contest jokes
3. PLEASE choose Post a new comment when you enter your joke as it makes it easier to put up a poll
4. Only one entry per player will be eligible. If a player posts more than one, the first or specified joke will be used
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(#5639033) Animal jokes winners
Posted by Jools on 20 Oct 2024 at 11:25AM
For the last poll, Vote for you favourite Animal Joke
Congratulations to RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with their entry "What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
And KG_2020 with "What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches." Both with (18%) of the vote.
Look out for a winner's token on your profile soon!
We have a winner!
For the last poll, Vote for you favourite Animal Joke
Congratulations to RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with their entry "What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
And KG_2020 with "What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches." Both with (18%) of the vote.
Look out for a winner's token on your profile soon!
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5639033 | Animal jokes winners | Jools | 20 Oct 2024 11:25AM |