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Subscribe(#5560755) Talking Duck
Posted by jroyster on 11 Dec 2023 at 4:57PM
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender is astounded and proclaims, "you can talk!" Of course I can talk, I gotta mouth ain't I? The bartender gives him a beer and strikes up a conversation. He learns the duck is bricklayer, and he's in town to help build a museum. Everyday for weeks, the duck comes into the bar and orders a beer. Then one day he comes in upset and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks him what happened. The duck said he's finished the museum and now he's out of work. The bartender tells him there's a circus in town and he's sure he could find work there. The duck says, "The Circus, huh." "Yes," says the bartender. "Don't they have the big tent?" asks the duck. "Why yes!" says the bartender. "And isn't the tent held up by the big poles?" "Why yes, I suppose so" says the bartender. "Then why the heck would they need a bricklayer!?!"
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| 5560755 | Talking Duck | jroyster | 11 Dec 2023 4:57PM |