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Subscribe(#5561330) Quantum Mechanics
Posted by jroyster on 13 Dec 2023 at 8:10AM
I am binging the Big Bang Theory and I heard this one last night on Season 2 of the Big Bang Theory:
So, a physicist goes to an ice cream parlor every week, and orders an ice cream sundae for himself and offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while, until the owner finally asks him what he is doing.
The physicist says, "Well, I am a physicist and Quantum Mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a woman who might accept my offering and fall in love with me."
The owner says, "Well lots of single, beautiful woman come in here everyday. Why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?"
And the physicist says, "Yeah, well what are the odds of that happening!"
So, a physicist goes to an ice cream parlor every week, and orders an ice cream sundae for himself and offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while, until the owner finally asks him what he is doing.
The physicist says, "Well, I am a physicist and Quantum Mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a woman who might accept my offering and fall in love with me."
The owner says, "Well lots of single, beautiful woman come in here everyday. Why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?"
And the physicist says, "Yeah, well what are the odds of that happening!"
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5561662 | Re: Quantum Mechanics | jd91 | 14 Dec 2023 11:45AM |
| 5561658 | Re: Quantum Mechanics | jroyster | 14 Dec 2023 11:34AM |
| 5561582 | Re: Quantum Mechanics | jd91 | 14 Dec 2023 7:42AM |
| 5561330 | Quantum Mechanics | jroyster | 13 Dec 2023 8:10AM |