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(#5576711) Valentine's day
Posted by eliphont551 on 4 Feb 2024 at 5:33AM
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," Jim said.

That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams”.
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5576735Re: Valentine's day theoldmaster4 Feb 2024 7:44AM
5576732Re: Valentine's day hoot4 Feb 2024 7:07AM
5576711Valentine's day eliphont5514 Feb 2024 5:33AM

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