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Subscribe(#5583970) Vote for you favorite Valentine Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 1 Mar 2024 at 8:51AM
Below are the jokes and the player that submitted it, Please read and vote for the one you think is the best joke 0 Thanks
1. Last Valentine's Day I got an iPhone for my wife. I still think it was a pretty good trade. - jroyster
2.One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams”.
eliphont551
3. I can't wait for the day after Valentines Day because chocolate goes on sale.......
**Lover of Darkness**
4. Cupid should have a hangman's noose instead of an arrow....
Sundrop kid
5. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? "I found the perfect match!"
TaUrUsRoSe
1. Last Valentine's Day I got an iPhone for my wife. I still think it was a pretty good trade. - jroyster
2.One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams”.
eliphont551
3. I can't wait for the day after Valentines Day because chocolate goes on sale.......
**Lover of Darkness**
4. Cupid should have a hangman's noose instead of an arrow....
Sundrop kid
5. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? "I found the perfect match!"
TaUrUsRoSe
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| 5583970 | Vote for you favorite Valentine Joke | PattyMac | 1 Mar 2024 8:51AM |