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Subscribe(#5590680) Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:05PM
1. How old are leprechauns?
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white
**Lover of Darkness**
2. Why did the leprechaun recycle his pot of gold?
He wanted to go green!
TaUrUsRoSe
3. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock ‘n’ roll!
ladyvic
4. Never iron a four-leaf clover...
You don't want to press your luck.
monkeytyper
5. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!”
So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the dark!” said Murphy.
PattyMac
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white
**Lover of Darkness**
2. Why did the leprechaun recycle his pot of gold?
He wanted to go green!
TaUrUsRoSe
3. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock ‘n’ roll!
ladyvic
4. Never iron a four-leaf clover...
You don't want to press your luck.
monkeytyper
5. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!”
So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the dark!” said Murphy.
PattyMac
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5591353 | Re: Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message | PattyMac | 30 Mar 2024 5:40AM |
| 5590680 | Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message | PattyMac | 27 Mar 2024 8:05PM |