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Current Poll
Vote for you favourite Animal Joke | |
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. | 17% |
What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches. | 17% |
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! | 13% |
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? OUCH.. | 13% |
Do regular dogs see German Shepherds and think, "Oh No, it's the cops!!" | 8% |
Why was the baby snake sad? Someone took its rattle! | 8% |
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. (see post for full joke) | 8% |
Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he’s shellfish. | 8% |
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." | 8% |
Why do Hummingbirds Hum? Because they don't know the words | 0% |
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(#5593111) Any More Easter Jokes
Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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5593129 | Re: Any More Easter Jokes | hoot | 5 Apr 2024 1:48PM |
5593111 | Any More Easter Jokes | PattyMac | 5 Apr 2024 10:18AM |