Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| My Doctor Said No More Bacon | |
| ..i say no more DR, | 14% |
| ..So that means more pork chops and sausage! | 9% |
| ..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! | 9% |
| ..No, No, he said no more baking | 9% |
| ..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! | 9% |
| ..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! | 9% |
| ..And I said No! More bacon! | 9% |
| ..He was just being a Road Hog | 5% |
| ..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! | 5% |
| ..So I will have a rasher instead! | 5% |
| ..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger | 5% |
| ..So I switched to steak, instead | 5% |
| ..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." | 5% |
| ..Time to find a new doctor | 5% |
| ..I told him YOU ARE FIRED | 0% |
| ..I want a second opinion! | 0% |
| ..So I filled out my will | 0% |
| ..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." | 0% |
| [ 22 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5671835) Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me
Posted by LittleTree on 3 Mar 2025 at 11:24AM
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..z71cat with:
I'll never forget my Mom yelling at me...Go ask your father!
that is a good one!
Look for a goldero and Pony Up token on your profile z71cat!
I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me
..is..
..z71cat with:I'll never forget my Mom yelling at me...Go ask your father!
that is a good one! Look for a goldero and Pony Up token on your profile z71cat!
I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5671928 | Re: Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me | hoof hearted | 3 Mar 2025 7:35PM |
| 5671841 | Re: Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me | z71cat | 3 Mar 2025 11:56AM |
| 5671835 | Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me | LittleTree | 3 Mar 2025 11:24AM |