Not simply ignore the use by date?

Change that attitude!

Bother!!

Worry about it

Hey, guys, need some more entries for You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why...

would you think I'm not getting older?

..do my bones and joints disagree?

Are you unhappy?

is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people.

Doesn't it feel like it!

Bother to try.

Poll is up.

..winner is....PattyMac with her para ending of:

I'm old enough to know better but young enough...but young enough not to care.

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I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Last call for "Then I Saw Her Face, Now I'm a Believer"

...mirrors really can crack when you look into them!

That she could eat an apple through a picket fence

I couldn't leave her if I tried . . .

That I'm in love with Badger!

I should write a song.

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

ugly only skin deep

I don't monkee around....

if looks hurt I would be dead...lol

Make Up works miracles

in natural beauty.

in plastic surgery.

...in the power of moisturising cream

Poll is up. Funniest endings for this one?

..is....RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with:

I was famous for fifteen minutes when I..was born.

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I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I

. . to make endless excuses.

To heal from doing it anyway

Learn new tricks

have fun

To not care

To Care less...

to know that if caught, I can claim stupidity!

To ignore it....

But I did it anyway

to say im old enough to know better

To know to blame someone else and get away with it.

to know that it really doesn't matter.

To still kick your butt

to ignore the elder me.

...But Young enough not to care

Poll is up.

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..winner is....RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

At my age, getting out of bed...is a full time job.

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At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..

while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted.

When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark!

I had to Google it as I missed it on the news

Good one fatdaddy!

requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst

..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot!

When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down...

when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time

Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE.

was born.

The winner is.....Big Giant Head with his winning entry of:

My doctor said no more bacon...And I said No! More bacon! I like that idea!

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My Doctor Said No More Bacon

Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal.

Depends entirely on whether or not I want to keep my job.

...is a good start for the afternoon.

is an affirmation that I'm still kicking

Is my first success of the day....

Takes Planning and Courage

Is easy ... getting up off the floor is the hard part.

. . is no small accomplishment!

Can often be considered a full day's workout!

getting at it up every hour to bathroom

It's mostly because of my bladder

...is optional!

No different, I've never been able to get myself out of bed.

Is a decision to be made every morning.

Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor.

is a full time job.

Poll is up.

Patty

..is....PattyMac with:

Instead of "have a nice day," I think I'll start saying..*enjoy your day."

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Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..

I told him YOU ARE FIRED.. LOLOL

So I switched to pork belly

So I will have a rasher instead!

OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it!

Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer!

So I filled out my will

No, No, he said no more baking

So I said I need a new doctor!!!!!

And I said No! More bacon!

So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die."

So that means more pork chops and sausage!

Life without bacon is NOT worth living!

Time to find a new doctor

I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway."

So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger

I want a second opinion!

So I switched to steak, instead.....

He was just being a Road Hog

i say no more DR,

Poll is up.

Wow! Thanks ever So much for My Shimmering Owl token! What a Wonder(Full) Surprise!

Thank you Little Tree and thanks to all that voted for my answer..

..is....monkeytyper with her ending sentence of:

Don't call me a senior citizen, I'm...a baby boomer!

There were some great entries on this one!

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Baleen1, you will also receive a para token for your first entry on the board!


Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm...

Have as good a day as possible...

Hope you feel as good as you look today!

... Nothing, I'm grumpy like that!

Live long and prosper

Play games at goldtoken.com!

If the second sentence is included in my entry would you change the word "know" to the word "notice"?

Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day!

Enjoy your day!

"Have a dice play".
Who'll know the difference/?

Your shoelaces are untied.

"Have a Nice Forever!"

Have the day you deserve

Be happy and well..

THANK YOU for shopping with us, we know you had a choice.

Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero.

Congratulations

Thank you

..is....z71cat with:

I'll never forget my Mom yelling at me...Go ask your father! that is a good one!

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I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me

Posting on eHarmony that I'm the new 30.

An oldie but a goodie!

Im a kid whose had a hard life...

Having My "Happy Hour". My nap!

I am just getting started!!

way too young to be a senior citizen!

as spry as any whippersnapper!

I'm a Junior Citizen. I won't be graduating to lofts for a while.

Getting free coffee, you’re just jealous

Just an aging teenager

a walking corpse.

Just call me a Sexy Senior Citizen..

Specialist in archaeology.

Just a silly old fool

a teenager with a years of experience

A Baby Boomer..

im a young pup in old person clothes

Don't forget to vote on the poll above.

Yes. I have seen this kind of "dogging". Not something they would want here...

In the UK, dogging means something quite different, not suitable to explain here.
I've no idea what "to adult" means either, just illiterate to me

Living the easy life. Shunning responsibility.

Instead of "adulting" they want to live the easy life of a dog, today.

That's the one I voted for

What does it mean to "dog"?

..is....fatdaddy with his para ending of:

..trying to figure out what it means to "Dog".

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I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..

Too many really good ones here! Impossible to pick one!

Go ask your father!

Were you born in a barn? Close the door, you're letting the flies in!

Stop fighting with your brothers.

as she was reaching for the wooden clothes hanger!

.... Constantly

I'd like to change my entry (even though I think it's fairly good) to the following -

and the years of anti-psychotics and tricyclic anti-depressants consumed trying to deal with it.

I think you are my sisters daughter you act just like her

Your like a goose, you wake up in a different world everyday!

Because I wouldn't stop pranking her. True story 😂

To stop creating temporal loops with our time machine..

.

Not to pet that cute porcupine (OUCH, she was right!)

Telling me to stop crying, or she’d give me something to cry about!

and I don’t know what I did

"I'm telling your father when he gets home!"

But I'll never remember what it was she was actually saying.

I brought you into this world and I can sure take you back out

Poll is up.

Winner is.....hoof hearted with her para ending of:

My boss told me to have a good day...so I went home. Sounds like a good plan to me!

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My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day..

Bark

braking and peeing at door when i hear your car

Anxiously waiting for you to come home and give me something to eat!

Laid up in your bed on your pillow !

Go to the groomers for a toenail trim.

Being adorable and cuddly.

practicing knee humping.

scratch myself to sleep

Chasing cats and sniffing peoples butts.....

......Translate what on earth any of that means

trying to figure out what it means to "Dog".

Questioning my entire existence on the planet

Looking for a fire hydrant

Netflixing, giving myself a mani & pedi and taking a nap.

..begging for treats!

...playing on Gold Token!

Poll is up.

Last chance to enter your para ending for My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day..! Voting starts soon.

So I reparked my car across two executive car spaces...

So I went and slept with his wife!!

..after he fired me on the spot!

So I smacked him in the nose....

With you as my boss? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

So I asked him when he was leaving!

So I quit my job and left

. . , then he fired me at the end of it!