there actually are some people who like the taste of liver.

And me, I can't find a funny answer to a phrase that makes no sense to me.
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that

Me 2

Maybe it could also be expressed "Most everyone today has already reached adulthood when they find out..."
I was stumped at first myself.

It means one just learned something new that one wasn't aware of. Usually, something the majority of people already knew. It's like a "who knew?" Used a lot on social media.

Sorry but this one completely baffled me.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.

OK, guys, we need some more entries for "Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.."

Please help us keep this board alive!

The poll is up....





Yes, that is my entry. And no;the poll is not up yet

Life is not a "Fairy Tale"...

There is no Santa Claus😪

When I realized this. I may never be the same.

that yes it is best to obey the laws.

..life isn't what they expected it to be.

How to count.

Poll is up.

..is....ladyvic with her ending para sentence of:

You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So why...worry about it? Not much you can do about it, so why worry?

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To save on buying deodorant.

They didn't need to embalm her when she died

Smoke alarms would go off when she came in the room

I could pass gas around her and she never knew

that her nickname is Chanel No. 5.

People would pass out when she walked by

The dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around..

It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor

Had to go in next room just to be able to breathe

But it's still not enough.

That I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers!

Poll is up...

Thanks so much!!

..is....Trent-PA with his para ending of:

Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer...in plastic surgery.

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Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Not simply ignore the use by date?

Change that attitude!

Bother!!

Worry about it

Hey, guys, need some more entries for You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why...

would you think I'm not getting older?

..do my bones and joints disagree?

Are you unhappy?

is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people.

Doesn't it feel like it!

Bother to try.

Poll is up.

..winner is....PattyMac with her para ending of:

I'm old enough to know better but young enough...but young enough not to care.

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I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Last call for "Then I Saw Her Face, Now I'm a Believer"

...mirrors really can crack when you look into them!

That she could eat an apple through a picket fence

I couldn't leave her if I tried . . .

That I'm in love with Badger!

I should write a song.

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

ugly only skin deep

I don't monkee around....

if looks hurt I would be dead...lol

Make Up works miracles

in natural beauty.

in plastic surgery.

...in the power of moisturising cream

Poll is up. Funniest endings for this one?

..is....RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with:

I was famous for fifteen minutes when I..was born.

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I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I

. . to make endless excuses.

To heal from doing it anyway

Learn new tricks

have fun

To not care

To Care less...

to know that if caught, I can claim stupidity!

To ignore it....

But I did it anyway

to say im old enough to know better

To know to blame someone else and get away with it.

to know that it really doesn't matter.

To still kick your butt

to ignore the elder me.

...But Young enough not to care

Poll is up.

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..winner is....RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

At my age, getting out of bed...is a full time job.

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At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..

while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted.

When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark!

I had to Google it as I missed it on the news

Good one fatdaddy!

requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst

..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot!

When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down...

when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time

Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE.

was born.

The winner is.....Big Giant Head with his winning entry of:

My doctor said no more bacon...And I said No! More bacon! I like that idea!

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My Doctor Said No More Bacon

Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal.

Depends entirely on whether or not I want to keep my job.

...is a good start for the afternoon.

is an affirmation that I'm still kicking

Is my first success of the day....

Takes Planning and Courage

Is easy ... getting up off the floor is the hard part.

. . is no small accomplishment!

Can often be considered a full day's workout!

getting at it up every hour to bathroom

It's mostly because of my bladder

...is optional!

No different, I've never been able to get myself out of bed.

Is a decision to be made every morning.

Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor.

is a full time job.

Poll is up.

Patty

..is....PattyMac with:

Instead of "have a nice day," I think I'll start saying..*enjoy your day."

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Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..

I told him YOU ARE FIRED.. LOLOL

So I switched to pork belly

So I will have a rasher instead!

OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it!

Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer!

So I filled out my will

No, No, he said no more baking

So I said I need a new doctor!!!!!

And I said No! More bacon!

So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die."

So that means more pork chops and sausage!

Life without bacon is NOT worth living!

Time to find a new doctor

I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway."

So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger

I want a second opinion!

So I switched to steak, instead.....

He was just being a Road Hog

i say no more DR,

Poll is up.

Wow! Thanks ever So much for My Shimmering Owl token! What a Wonder(Full) Surprise!

Thank you Little Tree and thanks to all that voted for my answer..

..is....monkeytyper with her ending sentence of:

Don't call me a senior citizen, I'm...a baby boomer!

There were some great entries on this one!

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Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm...

Have as good a day as possible...

Hope you feel as good as you look today!

... Nothing, I'm grumpy like that!

Live long and prosper

Play games at goldtoken.com!

If the second sentence is included in my entry would you change the word "know" to the word "notice"?

Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day!

Enjoy your day!

"Have a dice play".
Who'll know the difference/?

Your shoelaces are untied.

"Have a Nice Forever!"

Have the day you deserve

Be happy and well..

THANK YOU for shopping with us, we know you had a choice.

Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero.

Congratulations

Thank you

..is....z71cat with:

I'll never forget my Mom yelling at me...Go ask your father! that is a good one!

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I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me

Posting on eHarmony that I'm the new 30.

An oldie but a goodie!

Im a kid whose had a hard life...

Having My "Happy Hour". My nap!

I am just getting started!!

way too young to be a senior citizen!

as spry as any whippersnapper!

I'm a Junior Citizen. I won't be graduating to lofts for a while.

Getting free coffee, you’re just jealous