Paraprosdokian Sentences

Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree

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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous

or dramatic Drama Queen

as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.

Winners, by vote, will receive

Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.

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(#5743343) Re: Yesterday, When I Was Young

Posted by Sundrop kid on 7 Feb 2026 at 2:03AM

I can't remember what yesterday was like.

(#5743121) Re: Yesterday, When I Was Young

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 5 Feb 2026 at 3:59PM

I saw a wonderful world of hope now i see it being destroyed

(#5743118) Re: Yesterday, When I Was Young

Posted by z71cat on 5 Feb 2026 at 3:48PM

I thought I wanted to get older. Wrong!

(#5743069) Re: Winner of Never Bite the Hand that Feeds Youl..

Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 5 Feb 2026 at 4:15AM

Thank you 🙂

(#5743023) Re: Yesterday, When I Was Young

Posted by TowneKook- on 4 Feb 2026 at 11:58PM

..I stayed up all night for fun. Today, I stay up all night because my back hurts.

(#5743021) Re: Yesterday, When I Was Young

Posted by hoof hearted on 4 Feb 2026 at 11:52PM

Yesterday when I was young… and I’m STILL young — I just make noises when I sit down for character development.

(#5743020) Re: Winner of Never Bite the Hand that Feeds Youl..

Posted by hoof hearted on 4 Feb 2026 at 11:48PM

(#5743006) Re: Winner of Never Bite the Hand that Feeds Youl..

Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 4 Feb 2026 at 10:18PM

Thank you 🙂

(#5742993) Yesterday, When I Was Young

Posted by LittleTree on 4 Feb 2026 at 9:12PM

(#5742989) Winner of Never Bite the Hand that Feeds Youl..

Posted by LittleTree on 4 Feb 2026 at 8:40PM

Our winner is..

..(((INTENSITY))) with her para ending of:

Never bite that hand that feeds you..Unless it’s finger licking good.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page (((INTENSITY))) !

Never Bite that Hand That Feeds You

(#5742056) Poll is Up

Posted by LittleTree on 30 Jan 2026 at 1:52AM

(#5741827) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by HeatherN on 28 Jan 2026 at 9:03PM

Unless you like biting yourself.

(#5741775) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by cindy1970 on 28 Jan 2026 at 3:22PM

Or you may choke on the bones.

(#5741663) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by jroyster on 27 Jan 2026 at 11:05PM

... because you might need it to scratch your back later.

(#5741562) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by LittleTree on 27 Jan 2026 at 4:47PM

Last call for "Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You.." Voting starts soon and the hands are cold!

(#5740982) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Jan 2026 at 7:04PM

lick it politely like a civilized cow.

(#5740656) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 23 Jan 2026 at 5:25AM

Unless it’s finger licking good.

(#5739558) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 17 Jan 2026 at 5:19PM

oh i dont know i play bite my great grandbabies hands when they try to feed me to hear them laugh

(#5739373) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Jan 2026 at 8:50PM

unless you're capable and willing to feed yourself!

(#5739347) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by Gameheart on 16 Jan 2026 at 4:40PM

You'll hurt yourself..

(#5739343) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by Buddha on 16 Jan 2026 at 4:06PM

You can't possibly be THAT hungry!

(#5739272) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Jan 2026 at 7:13AM

unless it's been force feeding you filth.

(#5739224) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by TowneKook- on 15 Jan 2026 at 11:51PM

Unless you have a darn good lawyer!

(#5739190) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by PattyMac on 15 Jan 2026 at 9:28PM

Be nice, leave a tip

(#5739188) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by Jools on 15 Jan 2026 at 8:49PM

or it won't feed you again

(#5739177) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by Carol59 on 15 Jan 2026 at 7:50PM

You Don't Know Where It's Been!!

(#5739176) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by z71cat on 15 Jan 2026 at 7:45PM

It might bite back!

(#5739174) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by jd91 on 15 Jan 2026 at 7:43PM

Bite what's in the hand that feeds you.

(#5739159) Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Jan 2026 at 7:13PM

(#5738823) Re: Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick

Posted by TowneKook- on 14 Jan 2026 at 12:42PM

Thanks, everyone for voting.

(#5738763) Re: Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick

Posted by hoof hearted on 14 Jan 2026 at 1:52AM

😂 he deserved the win

(#5738759) Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick

Posted by LittleTree on 14 Jan 2026 at 1:43AM

..the winner is:

..TowneKook- with his para ending of:

Jack wasn't really nimble or quick. He actually...should have jumped higher.Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TowneKook-!

Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

(#5736414) Poll is Up!

Posted by LittleTree on 3 Jan 2026 at 9:31PM

Who is going to win the first new para token of the year? Please vote even if you don't enter.

(#5735865) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by ladyvic on 1 Jan 2026 at 5:24PM

Broke the candlestick

(#5735861) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by LittleTree on 1 Jan 2026 at 5:05PM

Check out the brand new tokens on the board! Be sure and get your entry in as you might be the first to receive the first para token of the year, 2026.

(#5735463) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by marcmandy on 31 Dec 2025 at 12:17AM

was Mick Jagger!

(#5735456) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by jroyster on 30 Dec 2025 at 11:57PM

... tripped over the candlestick! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was October 8, 1871. He was helping his ma milk cows for some extra money.

(#5735299) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by Buddha on 30 Dec 2025 at 4:38AM

Had the last name Sprat. He was really fat.

(#5734882) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by Trent-PA on 28 Dec 2025 at 1:40PM

walked around the candlestick (why jump if you don't have to).

(#5734869) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by AmberLove on 28 Dec 2025 at 12:52PM

Runs into walls

(#5734826) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by fatdaddy on 28 Dec 2025 at 6:37AM

roasted his aspen fiber trousers.

(#5734778) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by PattyMac on 28 Dec 2025 at 3:01AM

Was hiding from his wife.

(#5734679) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by Carol59 on 27 Dec 2025 at 10:13PM

Was running away from the pack of dogs that were chasing him!!

(#5734660) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by TowneKook- on 27 Dec 2025 at 9:50PM

should have jumped higher.
Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire!

(#5734656) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by hoof hearted on 27 Dec 2025 at 9:36PM

just tripped with confidence.

(#5734643) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by Gameheart on 27 Dec 2025 at 8:25PM

Made sure the candle was out.....

(#5734630) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by z71cat on 27 Dec 2025 at 7:17PM

Stepped on a bee!

(#5734627) Re: Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by LittleTree on 27 Dec 2025 at 7:08PM

The winner of this Para sentence will be the first to receive the new tokens coming to the board January 1st! Keep a look-out for them!

(#5734626) Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..

Posted by LittleTree on 27 Dec 2025 at 7:03PM

(#5734089) Re: Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by Jools on 26 Dec 2025 at 7:22AM

Thanks, any tokens are fine with me

(#5733982) Re: Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by Trent-PA on 26 Dec 2025 at 3:06AM

Thanks, and Merry Christmas to all.

(#5733540) Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by LittleTree on 24 Dec 2025 at 5:01PM

..winner(s) are...

.. Trent-PA and Jools!

Santa's not coming to my house this year cuz..

Trent-PA..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu

Jools..of too many tariffs

Let me know what Para AND Christmas token you would like!

(#5732074) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by LittleTree on 17 Dec 2025 at 9:07PM

Thank you all for replying! You will all receive a Christmas token!

Thank you for supporting Paraprosdokian Sentences. You really rock! Merry Christmas

This section is now closed for comments. Thanks for understanding.

(#5732071) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by hoof hearted on 17 Dec 2025 at 8:58PM

Feliz Navidad

(#5731948) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by GinnyB on 17 Dec 2025 at 8:11AM

I happen to love The Little Drummer Boy..

(#5731925) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by AmberLove on 17 Dec 2025 at 2:03AM

Little Drummer Boy

(#5731833) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by monkeytyper on 16 Dec 2025 at 4:06PM

Carol of the Bells...

(#5731830) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 16 Dec 2025 at 3:33PM

oh Holy Night

(#5731769) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Dec 2025 at 3:01AM

Robert Wells and Mel Torme's "The Christmas Song" as sung by Nat "King" Cole

(#5731720) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Dec 2025 at 11:38PM

.
The Greatest Gift Of All.

(#5731708) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by Big Giant Head on 15 Dec 2025 at 10:54PM

Womblin' Merry Christmas by The Wombles

(#5731686) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by Carol59 on 15 Dec 2025 at 9:03PM

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!

(#5731684) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by Jools on 15 Dec 2025 at 8:56PM

Fairytale of New York

(#5731659) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by z71cat on 15 Dec 2025 at 7:17PM

Little drummer boy

(#5731653) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by PattyMac on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:19PM

Jingle Bells

(#5731651) Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:03PM

..and please vote above for your favorite para ending.

(#5731649) Winner of If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 5:45PM

..winner is..

..izzy with his para ending of: If you are what you eat, I'm in trouble cuz I'm a big fat...cheesecake...

I could go for one!

Look for a Christmas token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page izzy!

If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat

(#5730956) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by cindy1970 on 12 Dec 2025 at 2:21PM

He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe Confetti

(#5730278) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by DBowler1970 on 9 Dec 2025 at 1:49AM

I lit a fire under his bum last year.

(#5730157) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by Trent-PA on 8 Dec 2025 at 1:55PM

the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . .

(#5730098) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by fatdaddy on 8 Dec 2025 at 6:11AM

not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred.

(#5730091) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Dec 2025 at 4:40AM

🎅 …my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave.

(#5729546) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by Nukkle Dragger on 6 Dec 2025 at 4:08AM

Congress voted to release the naughty list.

(#5729521) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Dec 2025 at 12:37AM

Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign.

(#5729503) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 5 Dec 2025 at 11:30PM

because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer

(#5729489) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 5 Dec 2025 at 10:59PM

Milk or cookies

(#5729462) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by PattyMac on 5 Dec 2025 at 10:47PM

cause I'm old and grouchy !!

(#5729445) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by Jools on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:45PM

..of too many tariffs

(#5729442) Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:36PM

Winner to receive their choice of a regular token AND their choice of a Christmas token. Santa Claus

(#5729437) Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:55PM

You got it! Thank you, z71cat!

(#5729429) Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..

Posted by z71cat on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:31PM

Thanks everyone one for the votes! MAy I have the dancing snowman please. Thanks for all you do🤗

(#5729424) Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:20PM

Winner is...

..z71cat with her para ending of:

My mother didn't raise no fool..I always..Asked daddy first

Nope, no fool there!!

You may have your choice of any token on the board, regular or Christmas token. Please let me know. 1 goldero is coming to your profile page, z71cat.

(#5727428) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by Trent-PA on 28 Nov 2025 at 10:11AM

bowl of ice cream.

(#5726906) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by Gameheart on 25 Nov 2025 at 4:52PM

Hamburger..

(#5726819) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by cindy1970 on 25 Nov 2025 at 5:05AM

Kale

(#5726750) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by Buddha on 24 Nov 2025 at 10:44PM

Bacon Strip

(#5726720) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by izzy on 24 Nov 2025 at 9:04PM

cheese cake

(#5726586) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Nov 2025 at 5:54AM

So big, even the Elephants are embarrassed to see you naked.

(#5726558) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Nov 2025 at 3:52AM

…big fat cow. Honestly, at this point I think my spirit animal is a lactose-intolerant heifer with no self-control.

(#5726536) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by Carol59 on 24 Nov 2025 at 1:11AM

Chocolate bar

(#5726533) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by Jools on 24 Nov 2025 at 12:37AM

cheeseburger

(#5726531) If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..

Posted by LittleTree on 24 Nov 2025 at 12:27AM

Don't forget to vote in the poll for contest above. Your vote DOES count for our players!

(#5725181) Voting for My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I always..

Posted by LittleTree on 18 Nov 2025 at 10:04PM

(#5723889) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by bestgremlin on 16 Nov 2025 at 8:42PM

...made a Fool of myself!

(#5723187) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by Buddha on 13 Nov 2025 at 1:42PM

. . ran like heck when Father took off his belt!

(#5722464) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by Bullets9mm on 10 Nov 2025 at 3:33AM

But, daddy did!

(#5722137) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by PattyMac on 8 Nov 2025 at 6:42PM

put on clean underwear...

(#5722020) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by Jools on 8 Nov 2025 at 12:23AM

avoid double negatives

(#5722014) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 11:35PM

I always let the fool go first.

(#5721930) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by marcmandy on 7 Nov 2025 at 1:53PM

I always cross both ways before I look...

(#5721793) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by fatdaddy on 7 Nov 2025 at 1:01AM

move away from that end of the horse.

(#5721672) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by z71cat on 6 Nov 2025 at 3:48PM

Asked daddy first.

(#5721662) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by Gameheart on 6 Nov 2025 at 3:12PM

turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk....

(#5721646) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by Trent-PA on 6 Nov 2025 at 2:52PM

knew that I was raised by wolves.

(#5721638) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 6 Nov 2025 at 2:20PM

I just always acted like one

(#5721622) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Nov 2025 at 12:46PM

Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now

(#5721440) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2025 at 6:43PM

..made sure the dog was under the table at meals!

(#5721439) My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2025 at 6:41PM

(#5721381) Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..

Posted by z71cat on 5 Nov 2025 at 2:40PM

Thank you all

(#5721265) Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..

Posted by fatdaddy on 5 Nov 2025 at 12:45AM

Sage advise!

(#5721256) Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..

Posted by LittleTree on 4 Nov 2025 at 11:59PM

Winner is...

..z71cat with her para ending of:

I've found the key to happiness..stay away from..social media.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page z71cat !

I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

(#5718916) Voting for I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by LittleTree on 26 Oct 2025 at 1:37AM

Poll is up. Let's Vote

(#5718389) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by marcmandy on 23 Oct 2025 at 5:01PM

Vegetables!

(#5718090) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by fatdaddy on 22 Oct 2025 at 1:04AM

frozen locks.

(#5718047) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by AmberLove on 21 Oct 2025 at 8:18PM

your ex

(#5717949) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 21 Oct 2025 at 1:24AM

Any game site other than GoldToken.com!

(#5717855) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 20 Oct 2025 at 2:32PM

anything that doesn't bring a blessing into your life

(#5717787) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by hoof hearted on 20 Oct 2025 at 4:08AM

(#5717714) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by z71cat on 19 Oct 2025 at 7:06PM

The news!

(#5717712) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by Trent-PA on 19 Oct 2025 at 6:45PM

unhappy people.

(#5717672) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by z71cat on 19 Oct 2025 at 2:09PM

Social media

(#5717639) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 19 Oct 2025 at 12:17PM

telemarketers.

(#5717627) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by TowneKook- on 19 Oct 2025 at 11:00AM

Stay Away from Idiots!!

(#5717606) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by Gameheart on 19 Oct 2025 at 8:00AM

Negative thoughts..

(#5717596) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by Jools on 19 Oct 2025 at 5:46AM

The gym

(#5717595) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by Buddha on 19 Oct 2025 at 5:32AM

Sadness

(#5717591) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by PattyMac on 19 Oct 2025 at 4:47AM

The Mirror

(#5717565) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by izzy on 19 Oct 2025 at 2:00AM

My mother-in-law

(#5717554) I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..

Posted by LittleTree on 19 Oct 2025 at 12:48AM

(#5712755) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 23 Sep 2025 at 11:45PM

(#5712678) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 7:02PM

Thank you, fatdaddy!

(#5712666) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Sep 2025 at 6:05PM

ZOUNDS!
Have an uneventful...
...well that's impossible...
Have an as uneventful move as you can.

(#5712655) Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 5:05PM

Winner is..

..TaUrUsRoSe with her winning para ending of:

Life's too short. Go for..all you can get. Good Job!!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page TaUrUsRoSe!

I am moving to another state and will not be online for awhile to add another contest so please bear with me while I transition.

Thanks to each and every one of you for your supporting this board! You ARE appreciated!

(#5711348) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by hoof hearted on 17 Sep 2025 at 12:18AM

Life is short, and so am I.

(#5711192) Winner of Never Underestimate the Power of

Posted by LittleTree on 16 Sep 2025 at 1:16AM

..is..

..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

Never Underestimate the Power of..prayer Good Job!!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!

Never Underestimate the Power

Poll is Up

(#5710993) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Sep 2025 at 12:51AM

..that first and last brownie!!

(#5710954) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by jroyster on 14 Sep 2025 at 8:21PM

Ice cream

(#5710927) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 14 Sep 2025 at 4:59PM

just remember to be thankful for another day

(#5710755) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Buddha on 13 Sep 2025 at 4:25PM

. . the Jackpot! It's at the end of that Rainbow.

(#5710704) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Trent-PA on 13 Sep 2025 at 10:41AM

broke.

(#5710678) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by GinnyB on 13 Sep 2025 at 8:30AM

Live like there's no tomorrow...

(#5710637) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 13 Sep 2025 at 12:33AM

The GoldToken!!!!!!!!

(#5710625) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 12 Sep 2025 at 11:59PM

All you can get

(#5710613) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2025 at 9:16PM

the challenge

(#5710568) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by z71cat on 12 Sep 2025 at 3:10PM

The gusto

(#5710565) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Jools on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:26PM

Chocolate instead

(#5710547) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by TowneKook- on 12 Sep 2025 at 11:00AM

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

(#5710546) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2025 at 10:10AM

another donut!

(#5710533) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Gameheart on 12 Sep 2025 at 8:50AM

Everything.

(#5710512) Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by LittleTree on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:36AM

(#5709836) Poll is Up

Posted by LittleTree on 7 Sep 2025 at 3:52PM

(#5709782) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out

Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Sep 2025 at 7:29AM

(#5709762) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out

Posted by Sundrop kid on 7 Sep 2025 at 3:20AM

Thanks, I can't believe that actually won. Lol

(#5709748) Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out

Posted by LittleTree on 7 Sep 2025 at 1:17AM

..is..

..Sundrop kid with his winning entry of:

Everyone was today's year old when they find out..the poll is up.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid!

Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

(#5708175) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by GinnyB on 29 Aug 2025 at 7:21AM

A Mother's love

(#5708060) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by marcmandy on 28 Aug 2025 at 4:45PM

...of a falling sky!

(#5707909) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Buddha on 27 Aug 2025 at 8:21PM

Of positive drinking!

(#5707702) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by PattyMac on 26 Aug 2025 at 7:20PM

A woman on a mission

(#5707477) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Trent-PA on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:22PM

of keeping your mouth shut.

(#5707476) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by z71cat on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:19PM

Mom's look!!

(#5707410) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 25 Aug 2025 at 9:17AM

.
prayer.

(#5707375) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by fatdaddy on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:04AM

of the bouquet of a slice of pizza.

(#5707367) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 25 Aug 2025 at 2:16AM

Paraprosdokian Sentences

(#5707365) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by jroyster on 25 Aug 2025 at 1:26AM

of Positive Thinking

(#5707339) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Aug 2025 at 11:36PM

...of the eyebrow

(#5707330) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Aug 2025 at 10:43PM

of stupid people in large groups.

(#5707326) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by izzy on 24 Aug 2025 at 10:15PM

of deodorant.

(#5707322) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Gameheart on 24 Aug 2025 at 9:52PM

Of thought....

(#5707288) Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by LittleTree on 24 Aug 2025 at 7:00PM

Poll is up.

(#5706696) Re: Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume

Posted by jroyster on 22 Aug 2025 at 1:50AM

(#5706603) Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume

Posted by LittleTree on 21 Aug 2025 at 7:24PM

..we have a tie!

Winners are:

jd91..but it's still not enough.

jroyster..I could pass gas around her and she never knew.

Both great entries!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile pages!

My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

(#5705550) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:06PM

there actually are some people who like the taste of liver.

(#5705503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by Jools on 16 Aug 2025 at 7:41AM

And me, I can't find a funny answer to a phrase that makes no sense to me.
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that

(#5705481) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:41AM

Me 2

(#5705479) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:39AM

Maybe it could also be expressed "Most everyone today has already reached adulthood when they find out..."
I was stumped at first myself.

(#5705468) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by LittleTree on 16 Aug 2025 at 12:57AM

It means one just learned something new that one wasn't aware of. Usually, something the majority of people already knew. It's like a "who knew?" Used a lot on social media.

(#5705452) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:51PM

Sorry but this one completely baffled me.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.

(#5705396) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Aug 2025 at 6:22PM

OK, guys, we need some more entries for "Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.."

Please help us keep this board alive! Pretty Please

(#5705338) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:54AM

The poll is up....

Yes, that is my entry. And no;the poll is not up yet

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