is an affirmation that I'm still kicking

Is my first success of the day....

Takes Planning and Courage

Is easy ... getting up off the floor is the hard part.

. . is no small accomplishment!

Can often be considered a full day's workout!

getting at it up every hour to bathroom

It's mostly because of my bladder

...is optional!

No different, I've never been able to get myself out of bed.

Is a decision to be made every morning.

Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor.

is a full time job.

Poll is up.

Patty

..is....PattyMac with:

Instead of "have a nice day," I think I'll start saying..*enjoy your day."

Look for a para token and one goldero on your profile page PattyMac!


Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..

I told him YOU ARE FIRED.. LOLOL

So I switched to pork belly

So I will have a rasher instead!

OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it!

Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer!

So I filled out my will

No, No, he said no more baking

So I said I need a new doctor!!!!!

And I said No! More bacon!

So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die."

So that means more pork chops and sausage!

Life without bacon is NOT worth living!

Time to find a new doctor

I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway."

So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger

I want a second opinion!

So I switched to steak, instead.....

He was just being a Road Hog

i say no more DR,

Poll is up.

Wow! Thanks ever So much for My Shimmering Owl token! What a Wonder(Full) Surprise!

Thank you Little Tree and thanks to all that voted for my answer..

..is....monkeytyper with her ending sentence of:

Don't call me a senior citizen, I'm...a baby boomer!

There were some great entries on this one!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page monkeytyper

Baleen1, you will also receive a para token for your first entry on the board!


Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm...

Have as good a day as possible...

Hope you feel as good as you look today!

... Nothing, I'm grumpy like that!

Live long and prosper

Play games at goldtoken.com!

If the second sentence is included in my entry would you change the word "know" to the word "notice"?

Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day!

Enjoy your day!

"Have a dice play".
Who'll know the difference/?

Your shoelaces are untied.

"Have a Nice Forever!"

Have the day you deserve

Be happy and well..

THANK YOU for shopping with us, we know you had a choice.

Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero.

Congratulations

Thank you

..is....z71cat with:

I'll never forget my Mom yelling at me...Go ask your father! that is a good one!

Look for a goldero and Pony Up token on your profile z71cat!


I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me

Posting on eHarmony that I'm the new 30.

An oldie but a goodie!

Im a kid whose had a hard life...

Having My "Happy Hour". My nap!

I am just getting started!!

way too young to be a senior citizen!

as spry as any whippersnapper!

I'm a Junior Citizen. I won't be graduating to lofts for a while.

Getting free coffee, you’re just jealous

Just an aging teenager

a walking corpse.

Just call me a Sexy Senior Citizen..

Specialist in archaeology.

Just a silly old fool

a teenager with a years of experience

A Baby Boomer..

im a young pup in old person clothes

Don't forget to vote on the poll above.

Yes. I have seen this kind of "dogging". Not something they would want here...

In the UK, dogging means something quite different, not suitable to explain here.
I've no idea what "to adult" means either, just illiterate to me

Living the easy life. Shunning responsibility.

Instead of "adulting" they want to live the easy life of a dog, today.

That's the one I voted for

What does it mean to "dog"?

..is....fatdaddy with his para ending of:

..trying to figure out what it means to "Dog".

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page fatdaddy!


I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..

Too many really good ones here! Impossible to pick one!

Go ask your father!

Were you born in a barn? Close the door, you're letting the flies in!

Stop fighting with your brothers.

as she was reaching for the wooden clothes hanger!

.... Constantly

I'd like to change my entry (even though I think it's fairly good) to the following -

and the years of anti-psychotics and tricyclic anti-depressants consumed trying to deal with it.

I think you are my sisters daughter you act just like her

Your like a goose, you wake up in a different world everyday!

Because I wouldn't stop pranking her. True story 😂

To stop creating temporal loops with our time machine..

.

Not to pet that cute porcupine (OUCH, she was right!)

Telling me to stop crying, or she’d give me something to cry about!

and I don’t know what I did

"I'm telling your father when he gets home!"

But I'll never remember what it was she was actually saying.

I brought you into this world and I can sure take you back out

Poll is up.

Winner is.....hoof hearted with her para ending of:

My boss told me to have a good day...so I went home. Sounds like a good plan to me!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page hoof hearted!


My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day..

Bark

braking and peeing at door when i hear your car

Anxiously waiting for you to come home and give me something to eat!

Laid up in your bed on your pillow !

Go to the groomers for a toenail trim.

Being adorable and cuddly.

practicing knee humping.

scratch myself to sleep

Chasing cats and sniffing peoples butts.....

......Translate what on earth any of that means

trying to figure out what it means to "Dog".

Questioning my entire existence on the planet

Looking for a fire hydrant

Netflixing, giving myself a mani & pedi and taking a nap.

..begging for treats!

...playing on Gold Token!

Poll is up.

Last chance to enter your para ending for My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day..! Voting starts soon.

So I reparked my car across two executive car spaces...

So I went and slept with his wife!!

..after he fired me on the spot!

So I smacked him in the nose....

With you as my boss? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

So I asked him when he was leaving!

So I quit my job and left

. . , then he fired me at the end of it!

So I took the day off and went fishing.

especially if I didn’t know I worked here!

So I resigned. 🤷‍♂️

so I quadrupled my salary and added 2 months of paid vacation to my contract.

So I went home.

Let's make it a great year and have some fun! Poll is up.



Bring someone new to the board so they can, too, win a para token!

All new people to the board automatically receives a token as a welcome!

..is....z71cat with:

My jeans say salad but my stomach says...Ice cream! I scream for ice cream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!

Look for the first new para token of the year and 1 goldero on your profile page z71cat


My Jeans Say Salad But My Stomach Says.

Last contest of the year!

Thanks! MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all!!

Once again we have a tie! Winners are......

Jools with...fell off the shelf.

Meeshamouse with...encourageed all the Elves to go on strike. guys!

Look for a Christmas token and 1 goldero on your profile pages!

Wishing everyone a very and thank you all for supporting this board!

P.S. If you already have all Christmas tokens, A para token will be given.

Double brownie hot fudge sundae!

Time to shop for bigger jeans with less of a foul mouth.

Cow!

Ice cream! I scream for ice cream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!

Maybe next time.

Seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

Go for the cheesecake

Eat ALL of the Christmas cookies and pull out the XXL sweat pants!

that's what food eats

Shutup....

Three deluxe cheeseburgers, french fries and a banana split.

Pizza

Poll is up for your choice of a Christmas token or Para token.

➡️😃LOL😄⬅️

No worries, guess you were being lazy too

You're right, Marc. I apologize for this mistake and Jools will be receiving a Christmas token for his winning para sentence.

Jools, look for the Christmas token on your profile page and I apologize for my mistake.

What about Jools with You can't be bothered to think of an answer to this?

...You have someone else change your mind for you (17%) (5)
...You can't be bothered to think of an answer to this (17%) (5)
...you have someone else complete this sentence for you. (14%) (4)

Winners are....izzy and Gameheart with:

izzy..]..you have someone else complete this sentence for you.

Gameheart..You have someone else change your mind for you.

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You Realize You Might be Lazy When

encourageed all the Elves to go on strike

Drank the milk and ate all the cookies.

Last chance to tell us what the Elf on a shelf did to stop santa from coming! Poll starts soon!

. . turned into an ogre in a gocar!

Knows how to wrap things up!

Was opening presents to get the children in trouble

Fell of the shelf

Is a troll from the mall..

..got Rudolph inebriated and they took off for Vegas! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Has a belly ache from eating all of Santa's cookies

is passed out on the floor from excessive holiday cheer.

Reports to Santa only the naughty, and not the nice!

Started helping the Grinch.

Poll is up.

Another chance to win one of the Christmas tokens shown above.

OOPS Gameheart, you get to choose a Christmas token from above. Please let me know which one you would like!

..winner is....Gameheart with the para ending of:

I swear Officer, I really didn't see...The one way street sign...I was too busy texting.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Gameheart!


I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See..

You would rather stay in bed than get up

Poll is up and winner to receive their choice of the above Christmas tokens.

Don't forget to continue to enter below for a Christmas token.

You Realize You Might be Lazy When...

When you ask your hubby, to fill up the bathtub, put some bubble bath in, with lots of bubbles.And he says, can you get in the bathtub or,do I have to do that too? You say, well, if you want too.😝

the E.P.A. is knocking on your door wanting to see your refrigerator.

You ask the pizza delivery guy to get your mail and your newspaper.

You can't be bothered to think of an answer to this

. . When you try to . . . get . .

up . . . and . . and . . . . . 
. . . .

To get up from Bed and turn off the lights.

You have someone else change your mind for you....

When your house looks like a hoarder lives there.

You're sitting in a chair and telling your spouse to get this and that for you.

you have someone else complete this sentence for you.

...you hand someone else the remote to change the channel for you.

..winner is....RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

I'm not getting older, I just...keep getting better. Truth!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!


I'm Not Getting Older. I Just

Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back.

..you eating those donuts. I yelled FIRE cuz I thought you were napping!

The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!!

any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving).

They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases!

you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195...

The one way street sign...I was too busy texting.....

was body slammed from behind

it had a price tag on it

.....the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really!

you sitting there with your lights flashing

Poll is up.

and
I'm glad you folks enjoyed it.
and
joenrondi

We have a tie! Winners are....joenrondi and fatdaddy with their para endings of:

joenrondiI Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me...My neighbors newspaper... all my neighbors.

fatdaddy...Anything that's not tied down.

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I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me

. . think time is going by faster.

..hide all the mirrors in the house!

I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight.

Thought I was younger

I just smell that way

Find life getting faster..

I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28

Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays!

forget how old I am.

Increased in value!

... I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm...

....smell like it....!

I just look I am.

keep getting better!

Suddenly got there!

: and thank you for supporting this board!

little kitties

The winner is....dickfrank with his para ending of:

I was going to dress as a witch for Halloween but my husband told me...I had to wear a costume.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile dickfrank!

Since it's almost Halloween you will also receive a random Halloween token!


I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me

His bones.

Oops worded it wrong

he wont stop bringing me food from door dash....

The ball to throw

Won't stop working for Door Dash
'

Every Chewy box delivered within a mile of our home.

his food bowl

He's bringing items from the neighbors' properties and then buries them in our yard!

Their cat ....

Anything that's not tied down.

Other dogs..

The Mailman

My neighbors newspaper... all my neighbors

and the winner is....z71cat with her winning entry of:

My doctor told me I needed to listen to my body more...But it was moaning so loudly I couldn't hear.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page z71cat!

My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More