Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying | |
..Got a dollar? | 21% |
..See you later | 13% |
..Have the Day you Deserve. | 13% |
..Have a nice day | 13% |
..Have a groovy day | 8% |
..Thank you for shopping at ... We know you had a choice. | 4% |
..Have a goodun. | 4% |
..Be thankful you are alive. | 4% |
..have the kind day you want to have | 4% |
..Enjoy your life | 4% |
..Hope you have your best day ever! | 4% |
.Top of the morning | 4% |
..What stinks? | 4% |
..just go and %$#*@! | 0% |
[ 24 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous or dramatic as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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Posted by Jools on 17 May 2024 at 7:14AM
yes, I came 2nd with more taxes.
All the answers are still on the page
All the answers are still on the page
(#5603054) Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and..
Posted by fatdaddy on 16 May 2024 at 5:30PM
Yes it was posted on 07 Mar 2024. Just a couple months ago.
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(#5602981) Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and..
(#5602418) Re: Winner of Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty
(#5602105) Winner of Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty
Posted by LittleTree on 13 May 2024 at 10:57AM
The winner is....Jools with is para ending of: Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty.....Sleeping Beauty shook her bootie.
Look for a profile token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Jools!
Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty...
The winner is....Jools with is para ending of: Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty.....Sleeping Beauty shook her bootie.
Look for a profile token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Jools!
Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty...
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(#5601087) Winner of If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning
Posted by LittleTree on 9 May 2024 at 7:13AM
..is....hoof hearted with her ending para sentence of:
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning...take me with you! Good idea!
There was a tie for second place between Trent-PA...make sure you sleep past noon and Gameheart...make sure there are no witnesses who will receive the bonus token.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile hoof hearted and the bonus token to the second place winners!
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning...take me with you! Good idea!
There was a tie for second place between Trent-PA...make sure you sleep past noon and Gameheart...make sure there are no witnesses who will receive the bonus token.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile hoof hearted and the bonus token to the second place winners!
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
(#5600705) Re: Cinderella Kissed a Feller, Sleeping Beauty...
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Posted by Trent-PA on 1 May 2024 at 3:45AM
won't be kissing a feller anytime soon: seven years of morning breath!!
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Posted by Buddha on 30 Apr 2024 at 1:43PM
. . did her duty. How many years will it take? 1, 2, 3, ...
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(#5598675) Re: Winner of My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just
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(#5598546) Re: Winner of My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just
(#5598471) Winner of My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just
Posted by LittleTree on 27 Apr 2024 at 6:03PM
..is....a tie! Winners are Lil Red and z71cat.
My teacher told me I had potential if I would just..
Lil Red - If I would just stop looking out window day dreaming
z71cat - Being the class clown ladies!
2nd place was also a tie between PattyMac and * Sassy_Angel *
A para token will be coming to the first two players and the bonus token will be coming to the second set of players if they don't already have it.
..is....a tie! Winners are Lil Red and z71cat.
My teacher told me I had potential if I would just..
Lil Red - If I would just stop looking out window day dreaming
z71cat - Being the class clown ladies!
2nd place was also a tie between PattyMac and * Sassy_Angel *
A para token will be coming to the first two players and the bonus token will be coming to the second set of players if they don't already have it.
(#5598384) Re: If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
Posted by LittleTree on 27 Apr 2024 at 10:35AM
Last call for entries to:
Voting to begin soon!
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning...
Voting to begin soon!
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Posted by LittleTree on 21 Apr 2024 at 11:07AM
Poll is up. Second place to receive the bonus token if they haven't already won it.
Poll is up. Second place to receive the bonus token if they haven't already won it.
(#5595873) Re: Winner of If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't..
(#5595811) Winner of If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't..
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Apr 2024 at 9:44AM
is.... Big Giant Head with the winning entry of:
If you've got it, flaunt it. If you don't...fake it til you make it.
Second place was Trent-PA with..flaunt it anyway!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Big Giant Head!
is.... Big Giant Head with the winning entry of:
If you've got it, flaunt it. If you don't...fake it til you make it.
Second place was Trent-PA with..flaunt it anyway!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Big Giant Head!
(#5595097) Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop
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(#5594603) Re: Winner of My Memory is So Bad
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(#5594533) My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Apr 2024 at 7:07AM
Poll is up.
Second place to win the bonus token on this contest.
Second place to win the bonus token on this contest.
(#5594414) Winner of My Memory is So Bad
Posted by LittleTree on 10 Apr 2024 at 5:22PM
Winner is.....hoof hearted with her para ending of:
My memory is so bad...I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer.
There was two way tie for second place.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, hoof hearted!
My Memory is So Bad
Winner is.....hoof hearted with her para ending of:
My memory is so bad...I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer.
There was two way tie for second place.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, hoof hearted!
My Memory is So Bad
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(#5594051) Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
Posted by LittleTree on 9 Apr 2024 at 8:54AM
Last chance for entries for If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
Last chance for entries for If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
(#5593635) Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
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(#5593155) Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Apr 2024 at 4:08PM
Sorry, dickfrank, this entry has already been used. You many try another if you wish.
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(#5592874) If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
Posted by LittleTree on 4 Apr 2024 at 10:06AM
Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero.
Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero.
(#5592722) Re: Winner of I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born: Day 1
(#5592368) Re: Winner of I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born: Day 1
(#5592178) Winner of I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born: Day 1
Posted by LittleTree on 1 Apr 2024 at 6:34PM
..is....Heartsong with her para ending of:
I kept a diary right after being born: Day 1..I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months.
We had a three way tie for second place.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Heartsong!
I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1...
..is....Heartsong with her para ending of:
I kept a diary right after being born: Day 1..I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months.
We had a three way tie for second place.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Heartsong!
I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1...
(#5591086) Re: My Memory is So Bad
(#5590961) Re: My Memory is So Bad
Posted by LittleTree on 28 Mar 2024 at 6:27PM
Last call for My Memory is So Bad.. Voting will begin soon.
Last call for My Memory is So Bad.. Voting will begin soon.
(#5590157) Re: My Memory is So Bad
Posted by hoof hearted on 25 Mar 2024 at 5:20PM
Oops I made the same answer somebody else, so please change that to
I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer.
I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer.
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Posted by PattyMac on 24 Mar 2024 at 1:52PM
I need to wear a name tag UPSIDE DOWN so I can read it...
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(#5589742) My Memory is So Bad
(#5588973) Winner of Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by LittleTree on 21 Mar 2024 at 7:46AM
Winner is....Meeshamouse with her winning para entry of:
Nothing is certain but death, taxes and...playing my games at GoldToken. Very true!
Second place was Jools with: more taxes
As winner of this contest Meeshamouse you will get to chose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token, a para token, and 1 goldero. Please let me know what player you would like to receive the token.
Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Winner is....Meeshamouse with her winning para entry of:
Nothing is certain but death, taxes and...playing my games at GoldToken. Very true!
Second place was Jools with: more taxes
As winner of this contest Meeshamouse you will get to chose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token, a para token, and 1 goldero. Please let me know what player you would like to receive the token.
Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
(#5588857) Re: I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1....
Posted by Buddha on 20 Mar 2024 at 11:08PM
Those politicians are awful! I want to go back inside! Mommy! Mommy!
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(#5587924) Re: I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1....
Posted by LittleTree on 17 Mar 2024 at 12:30PM
Wow! All those bright lights were so intense but then I saw my Mommy!
Wow! All those bright lights were so intense but then I saw my Mommy!
(#5587919) Re: I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1....
Posted by jroyster on 17 Mar 2024 at 12:04PM
It was so sweet going down, but it's coming out like Taco Bell.
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Posted by Trent-PA on 17 Mar 2024 at 4:16AM
I'm going to get revenge on that person who slapped me on the butt!
(#5587494) Day 1
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(#5587050) Winner of Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Mar 2024 at 4:51PM
(#5587006) Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
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(#5585496) Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 8:55AM
..the driver ahead of you refusing to use a turn signal.
..the driver ahead of you refusing to use a turn signal.
(#5585493) Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
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(#5585488) Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 8:30AM
Poll is up.
With this contest the winner gets to choose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token.
(#5585484) Re: Winner of You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
(#5585482) Winner of You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 7:55AM
..is....Trent-PA with his para ending of:
You know you're in trouble when your neighbor calls and tells you..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape.
Second place was TowneKook- with..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence. Good one!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Trent-PA!
You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
..is....Trent-PA with his para ending of:
You know you're in trouble when your neighbor calls and tells you..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape.
Second place was TowneKook- with..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence. Good one!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Trent-PA!
You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
(#5585350) Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me
Posted by LittleTree on 6 Mar 2024 at 6:46PM
Last call for Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me. Voting will start soon.
Last call for Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me. Voting will start soon.
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 29 Feb 2024 at 3:32PM
What your hidding behind your back.......ekkkkkkk a snake..
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(#5583746) Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me
(#5583295) Re: Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
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(#5583239) Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
Posted by LittleTree on 27 Feb 2024 at 12:11PM
..is....TaUrUsRoSe with her ending para sentence of:
Sometimes I get road rage just..sitting at a stop sign.
There was a three way tie for 2nd place.
Look for a Para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TaUrUsRoSe!
Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
..is....TaUrUsRoSe with her ending para sentence of:
Sometimes I get road rage just..sitting at a stop sign.
There was a three way tie for 2nd place.
Look for a Para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TaUrUsRoSe!
Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
(#5583118) Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
(#5582842) Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Posted by fatdaddy on 26 Feb 2024 at 1:35AM
A SWAT team has just carried a cordless Sawzall to your roof.
(#5582510) Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 24 Feb 2024 at 6:51PM
Your unannounced in-laws just pulled into the driveway....
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(#5581759) Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Posted by jroyster on 23 Feb 2024 at 4:31PM
There are squatters in your house while you're on vacation
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(#5581417) You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
(#5581375) Re: Winner of That Moment When You Realize
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(#5581284) Winner of That Moment When You Realize
Posted by LittleTree on 21 Feb 2024 at 6:33PM
..is.... TowneKook- with:
That moment when you realize..it wasn't a fart.
There was a two way tie between * Sassy_Angel * and Trent-PA who will receive the bonus token but Trent has already received the bonus token.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-!
That moment when you realize..it wasn't a fart.
There was a two way tie between * Sassy_Angel * and Trent-PA who will receive the bonus token but Trent has already received the bonus token.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-!
(#5580835) Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
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Posted by Lil Red on 19 Feb 2024 at 1:01PM
Getting hit in the behind with someones shopping cart. Grrr
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 17 Feb 2024 at 8:12PM
Getting the 'finger' for driving the speed limit..........
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Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 17 Feb 2024 at 8:18AM
when there ice and snow on roads and people drive like its 80 and sunny
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(#5579563) Winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Feb 2024 at 11:17AM
..is....Gameheart with his ending para sentence of:
The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows..It was a mistake to come down out of the trees.
Second place is Trent-PA with:
when you hold your baby for the very first time!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Gameheart!
This contest had the 2nd place winner to receive the bonus token so Trent-PA look for it on your profile page.
..is....Gameheart with his ending para sentence of:
The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows..It was a mistake to come down out of the trees.
Second place is Trent-PA with:
when you hold your baby for the very first time!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Gameheart!
This contest had the 2nd place winner to receive the bonus token so Trent-PA look for it on your profile page.
(#5579398) Re: That Moment When You Realize
Posted by GinnyB on 15 Feb 2024 at 12:06AM
Your inlaws were all moved in when we got home from a happy weekend..
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Posted by z71cat on 9 Feb 2024 at 1:12PM
I missed the winning move and already hit save move in my gt game.
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Posted by Trent-PA on 9 Feb 2024 at 4:11AM
You mistakenly sent that sensitive email to the entire company, and not just to your friend down the hall.
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(#5577911) That Moment When You Realize
(#5577908) Winner of I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than
Posted by LittleTree on 8 Feb 2024 at 5:33PM
Winner is....Sundrop kid with his ending para of:
I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than...the internet. Truth!
Second place was **Lover of Darkness** with ....Yesterday but younger then tomorrow.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid!
Winner is....Sundrop kid with his ending para of:
I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than...the internet. Truth!
Second place was **Lover of Darkness** with ....Yesterday but younger then tomorrow.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid!
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(#5576394) Re: Winner of I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
(#5576364) Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus
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(#5576298) The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus
Posted by LittleTree on 2 Feb 2024 at 8:04AM
Poll is up.
Second place winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows will receive the bonus token.
Second place winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows will receive the bonus token.
(#5576296) Winner of I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Posted by LittleTree on 2 Feb 2024 at 7:41AM
..is....TowneKook- with his ending para sentence of:
I HAD all my ducks in a row...I must confess, I used Duck Tape. Better than baling wire.
Second place was Lil Red with:
Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-
..is....TowneKook- with his ending para sentence of:
I HAD all my ducks in a row...I must confess, I used Duck Tape. Better than baling wire.
Second place was Lil Red with:
Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-
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(#5574512) Winner of My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister
Posted by LittleTree on 26 Jan 2024 at 9:53AM
..is....Clem3610 with her para ending of:
My Pop is bigger than your Pop but your big sister...Is scarier than them both!!
There was a two way tie for second place.
Look for a Para token and 1 Goldero on your profile page Clem3610!
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..is....Clem3610 with her para ending of:
My Pop is bigger than your Pop but your big sister...Is scarier than them both!!
There was a two way tie for second place.
Look for a Para token and 1 Goldero on your profile page Clem3610!
Site Polls
(#5574504) Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
(#5573842) Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Jan 2024 at 7:06PM
but the park ranger stopped them and admonished me for my bad influence.
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Posted by LittleTree on 22 Jan 2024 at 4:42PM
..then Daisy Duck came along and you know the rest of the story.
..then Daisy Duck came along and you know the rest of the story.
(#5572784) Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 19 Jan 2024 at 4:55PM
until hunting season opened, and then they got picked off one by one.
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Posted by Gameheart on 19 Jan 2024 at 12:01PM
But things ended up not all they were quacked up to be...
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Posted by Trent-PA on 19 Jan 2024 at 7:58AM
but I looked away for only a second, and the ducks scattered. Next time I'll use decoys!
(#5572644) I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
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(#5572638) Winner of I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously
Posted by LittleTree on 19 Jan 2024 at 7:32AM
is....Trent-PA with:
I really would like to take you seriously..But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else. Visualization!
Second place was fatdaddy with: ..but I learn by previous mistakes.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA !
is....Trent-PA with:
I really would like to take you seriously..But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else. Visualization!
Second place was fatdaddy with: ..but I learn by previous mistakes.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA !
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(#5571178) contest entry
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(#5570970) Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 13 Jan 2024 at 2:10PM
Is bigger than both are Pops added together!
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(#5570963) Re: Winner of Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is Wh
(#5570915) Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister
Posted by ladyvic on 13 Jan 2024 at 10:41AM
scares me with that unibrow and big black mole with hairs growing out of it
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(#5570876) Winner of Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is Wh
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Jan 2024 at 8:47AM
to z71cat for her win with:
Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When...You no longer care if you do or don't.
There was a three way tie for 2nd place.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page, z71cat
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to z71cat for her win with:
Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When...You no longer care if you do or don't.
There was a three way tie for 2nd place.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page, z71cat
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(#5570128) Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously
(#5570111) Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 10 Jan 2024 at 3:18PM
but UFOs above your head leads mt to believe that you believe in them
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Posted by Gameheart on 8 Jan 2024 at 10:30AM
But those 200 conspiracy theories you're sure are true put me off....
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Posted by Trent-PA on 8 Jan 2024 at 3:19AM
But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else.
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Posted by Gameheart on 7 Jan 2024 at 5:14PM
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(#5569089) I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Jan 2024 at 11:47AM
Poll is up for the chance to win one of the new tokens.
Poll is up for the chance to win one of the new tokens.
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Posted by *Gary* on 2 Jan 2024 at 11:39AM
Wishing you were young so you could do it like you used to do
(#5567558) Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When
Posted by Trent-PA on 2 Jan 2024 at 6:52AM
You convince yourself that "staying up late" means 10 p.m.
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Posted by fatdaddy on 1 Jan 2024 at 7:00PM
you welcome in the new year fast asleep on the side of the road in your rig's sleeper.
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 1 Jan 2024 at 5:27PM
Been there....Done that.....Have fun youngsters.
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Posted by izzy on 1 Jan 2024 at 10:13AM
DVR the ball dropping and watch it the next day when you finally get out of bed.
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(#5567162) Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When
Posted by LittleTree on 1 Jan 2024 at 9:10AM
We have new 2024 tokens! Bring in the new year by winning one of the above para tokens for your profile page! Make it as funny as your can!
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Posted by *Gary* on 28 Dec 2023 at 5:26AM
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Posted by *Gary* on 28 Dec 2023 at 5:25AM
very much not sure if this has been done yet but if not number four
Merry Christmas and a happy New year and allmy clubs boards.
:,thanks:
its hard to keep up with all the discussions boarbs sometimes as prescribed to every one of themMerry Christmas and a happy New year and allmy clubs boards.
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Posted by jroyster on 23 Dec 2023 at 8:58AM
Sorry, I should have read the post more carefully. I will take #3. THANK YOU!
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Posted by monkeytyper on 23 Dec 2023 at 8:07AM
Thank you so much, I would love #10 and thanks for all you do to make GT fun
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Posted by Trent-PA on 22 Dec 2023 at 2:36PM
Thanks Little Tree. I'd like token 10. Merry Christmas and best wishes for a happy and healthy 2024!
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(#5563842) Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by LittleTree on 22 Dec 2023 at 9:56AM
..is....z71cat with her para ending of:
Santa Claus put me on his naughty list because..I ate his milk and cookies last year. He really looked forward to those cookies!
Look for a para token and 2 golderos coming to your profile page z71cat and let me know what Christmas token you would like.
Thanks to everyone that entered the contests this year, the Para Board couldn't exist without you.
Everyone who entered this contest will receive their choice of a Christmas token if they haven't received them all, so let me know by replying to this post what one you would like to have. They are:
Jools
Lil Red
fatdaddy
joenrondi
GinnyB
TowneKook-
*Gary*
Trent-PA
PattyMac
monkeytyper
jroyster
to each and every player that makes this board possible!
LittleTree
Santa Claus put me on his naughty list because..I ate his milk and cookies last year. He really looked forward to those cookies!
Look for a para token and 2 golderos coming to your profile page z71cat and let me know what Christmas token you would like.
Thanks to everyone that entered the contests this year, the Para Board couldn't exist without you.
Everyone who entered this contest will receive their choice of a Christmas token if they haven't received them all, so let me know by replying to this post what one you would like to have. They are:
Jools
Lil Red
fatdaddy
joenrondi
GinnyB
TowneKook-
*Gary*
Trent-PA
PattyMac
monkeytyper
jroyster
to each and every player that makes this board possible!
LittleTree
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Posted by LittleTree on 18 Dec 2023 at 9:31AM
What number Christmas token would you like to have TaUrUsRoSe?
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(#5562658) Poll is Up for Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by LittleTree on 18 Dec 2023 at 9:29AM
(#5562653) Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by LittleTree on 18 Dec 2023 at 9:01AM
We have a tie! Winners of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree are:
Lil Red with: I was rocking around the Christmas Tree..Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland.
TaUrUsRoSe...With all the little elves.
Look for a goldero each and let me know what Christmas token you would like to have.
We have a tie! Winners of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree are:
Lil Red with: I was rocking around the Christmas Tree..Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland.
TaUrUsRoSe...With all the little elves.
Look for a goldero each and let me know what Christmas token you would like to have.
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Posted by monkeytyper on 14 Dec 2023 at 7:52AM
I used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace the roll
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Posted by Trent-PA on 14 Dec 2023 at 4:11AM
I left him a few slices of fruitcake (I guess he doesn't like it either).
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Posted by *Gary* on 12 Dec 2023 at 10:23PM
Bye giving the task off collecting there names
So he didn't get them muddle up between that fine line
So he didn't get them muddle up between that fine line
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(#5561035) Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by LittleTree on 12 Dec 2023 at 9:13AM
Poll is up.
Winner to receive a para token, Christmas token of their choice and golderos.
Poll is up.
Winner to receive a para token, Christmas token of their choice and golderos.
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(#5560679) Winner of If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad was
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Dec 2023 at 12:17PM
...jroyster with his ending para sentence of:
If Mommy was caught kissing Santa Claus, Dad was..kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus!
Second place is Lil Red with..Dad was kissing Mrs Clause
Let me know what Christmas token you would like and look for 1 goldero on your profile page jroyster
If Mommy was caught kissing Santa Claus, Dad was..kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus!
Second place is Lil Red with..Dad was kissing Mrs Clause
Let me know what Christmas token you would like and look for 1 goldero on your profile page jroyster
(#5560167) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by fatdaddy on 9 Dec 2023 at 4:21PM
and it became a "unplugged" performance when Sparky turned the lights on.
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(#5559814) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 8 Dec 2023 at 10:17AM
With my granddaughter as we sang karaoke christmas songs..........
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Posted by Trent-PA on 6 Dec 2023 at 3:23PM
When Santa arrived and his present to me was dance lessons—how embarrassing!
(#5559034) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Dec 2023 at 3:12PM
Well from what I can remember I ended up in the punch bowl!
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(#5559016) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by jroyster on 6 Dec 2023 at 2:36PM
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
(#5559003) I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
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(#5558927) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by Lil Red on 6 Dec 2023 at 7:33AM
Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland.
(#5558790) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2023 at 6:49PM
..got dizzy, fell into the eggnog and missed Santa Claus!
(#5558725) Re: Winner of Once You Start You Can't Stop
(#5558700) I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2023 at 1:39PM
Poll is up for a Christmas token of the winner's choice!
Poll is up for a Christmas token of the winner's choice!
(#5558673) Winner of Once You Start You Can't Stop
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2023 at 11:59AM
(#5558511) Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean)
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