Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
..Social media 23%
..Negative thoughts. 9%
..The Mirror 9%
..Stay Away from Idiots!! 9%
..your ex 9%
..anything that doesn't bring a blessing into your life 5%
..telemarketers. 5%
..unhappy people. 5%
..TV 5%
..Any game site other than GoldToken.com! 5%
..frozen locks. 5%
..Sadness 5%
..Vegetables! 5%
..My mother-in-law 5%
..The gym 0%
[ 22 votes ]   [ More Polls ]
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5718916Voting for I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. LittleTree25 Oct 2025 6:37PM
5718389Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. marcmandy23 Oct 2025 10:01AM
5718090Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. fatdaddy21 Oct 2025 6:04PM
5718047Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. AmberLove21 Oct 2025 1:18PM
5717949Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Sundrop kid20 Oct 2025 6:24PM
5717855Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. * Sassy_Angel *20 Oct 2025 7:32AM
5717787Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. hoof hearted19 Oct 2025 9:08PM
5717714Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. z71cat19 Oct 2025 12:06PM
5717712Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Trent-PA19 Oct 2025 11:45AM
5717672Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. z71cat19 Oct 2025 7:09AM
5717639Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack19 Oct 2025 5:17AM
5717627Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. TowneKook-19 Oct 2025 4:00AM
5717606Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Gameheart19 Oct 2025 1:00AM
5717596Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Jools18 Oct 2025 10:46PM
5717595Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Buddha18 Oct 2025 10:32PM
5717591Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. PattyMac18 Oct 2025 9:47PM
5717565Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. izzy18 Oct 2025 7:00PM
5717554I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. LittleTree18 Oct 2025 5:48PM
5712755Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. TaUrUsRoSe23 Sep 2025 4:45PM
5712678Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. LittleTree23 Sep 2025 12:02PM
5712666Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. fatdaddy23 Sep 2025 11:05AM
5712655Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. LittleTree23 Sep 2025 10:05AM
5711348Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. hoof hearted16 Sep 2025 5:18PM
5711192Winner of Never Underestimate the Power of LittleTree15 Sep 2025 6:16PM
5710993Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree14 Sep 2025 5:51PM
5710954Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. jroyster14 Sep 2025 1:21PM
5710927Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. * Sassy_Angel *14 Sep 2025 9:59AM
5710755Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Buddha13 Sep 2025 9:25AM
5710704Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Trent-PA13 Sep 2025 3:41AM
5710678Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. GinnyB13 Sep 2025 1:30AM
5710637Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Sundrop kid12 Sep 2025 5:33PM
5710625Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. TaUrUsRoSe12 Sep 2025 4:59PM
5710613Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. ladyvic12 Sep 2025 2:16PM
5710568Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. z71cat12 Sep 2025 8:10AM
5710565Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Jools12 Sep 2025 6:26AM
5710547Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. TowneKook-12 Sep 2025 4:00AM
5710546Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. PattyMac12 Sep 2025 3:10AM
5710533Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Gameheart12 Sep 2025 1:50AM
5710512Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree11 Sep 2025 6:36PM
5709836Poll is Up LittleTree7 Sep 2025 8:52AM
5709782Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out hoof hearted7 Sep 2025 12:29AM
5709762Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out Sundrop kid6 Sep 2025 8:20PM
5709748Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out LittleTree6 Sep 2025 6:17PM
5708175Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. GinnyB29 Aug 2025 12:21AM
5708060Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. marcmandy28 Aug 2025 9:45AM
5707909Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Buddha27 Aug 2025 1:21PM
5707702Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. PattyMac26 Aug 2025 12:20PM
5707477Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Trent-PA25 Aug 2025 8:22AM
5707476Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. z71cat25 Aug 2025 8:19AM
5707410Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack25 Aug 2025 2:17AM
5707375Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. fatdaddy24 Aug 2025 8:04PM
5707367Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Sundrop kid24 Aug 2025 7:16PM
5707365Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. jroyster24 Aug 2025 6:26PM
5707339Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. hoof hearted24 Aug 2025 4:36PM
5707330Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. TowneKook-24 Aug 2025 3:43PM
5707326Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. izzy24 Aug 2025 3:15PM
5707322Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Gameheart24 Aug 2025 2:52PM
5707288Never Underestimate the Power.. LittleTree24 Aug 2025 12:00PM
5706696Re: Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume jroyster21 Aug 2025 6:50PM
5706603Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume LittleTree21 Aug 2025 12:24PM
5705550Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Trent-PA16 Aug 2025 7:06AM
5705503Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Jools16 Aug 2025 12:41AM
5705481Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB15 Aug 2025 7:41PM
5705479Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. fatdaddy15 Aug 2025 7:39PM
5705468Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree15 Aug 2025 5:57PM
5705452Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack15 Aug 2025 3:51PM
5705396Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree15 Aug 2025 11:22AM
5705338Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Sundrop kid15 Aug 2025 3:54AM
5704049Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. PattyMac8 Aug 2025 8:11PM
5703509Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. z71cat6 Aug 2025 2:56PM
5703503Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. TowneKook-6 Aug 2025 2:32PM
5703447Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. fatdaddy6 Aug 2025 11:47AM
5703443Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree6 Aug 2025 10:38AM
5703439Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. jd916 Aug 2025 10:11AM
5703261Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree5 Aug 2025 12:32PM
5703260Re: Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why.. ladyvic5 Aug 2025 12:19PM
5703258Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why.. LittleTree5 Aug 2025 11:59AM
5699618That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church Baleen117 Jul 2025 11:19AM
5699513Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Bullets9mm16 Jul 2025 8:42PM
5699436Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 12:06PM
5699416Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. joenrondi16 Jul 2025 9:00AM
5699397Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 6:09AM
5699396Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Trent-PA16 Jul 2025 6:08AM
5699390Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. ladyvic16 Jul 2025 5:34AM
5699313Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Gameheart15 Jul 2025 3:37PM
5699311Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. TowneKook-15 Jul 2025 3:13PM
5699255Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. z71cat15 Jul 2025 11:14AM
5699247Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jd9115 Jul 2025 10:26AM
5699238Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. PattyMac15 Jul 2025 9:18AM
5699226My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. LittleTree15 Jul 2025 8:13AM
5698487Re: Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Trent-PA11 Jul 2025 4:24PM
5698433Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree11 Jul 2025 8:33AM
5696578Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Gameheart2 Jul 2025 6:50PM
5696509Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. PattyMac2 Jul 2025 11:56AM
5696363Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm1 Jul 2025 7:00PM
5696060Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. ladyvic30 Jun 2025 9:37AM
5696051Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree30 Jun 2025 9:04AM
5694148Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. fatdaddy20 Jun 2025 1:52PM
5694110Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. TowneKook-20 Jun 2025 8:35AM
5694109Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree20 Jun 2025 8:29AM
5694069Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Jools20 Jun 2025 3:39AM
5694066Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Trent-PA20 Jun 2025 3:22AM
5693970Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. z71cat19 Jun 2025 2:04PM
5693969Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm19 Jun 2025 1:55PM
5693954"You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree19 Jun 2025 12:28PM
5692295Winner of I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough LittleTree11 Jun 2025 11:40AM
5691401Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree6 Jun 2025 6:46PM
5690211Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree31 May 2025 3:39PM
5689645Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer izzy28 May 2025 1:00PM
5689638Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Buddha28 May 2025 11:18AM
5689623Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Sundrop kid28 May 2025 8:52AM
5689286Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer fatdaddy26 May 2025 11:52AM
5689269Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer TowneKook-26 May 2025 9:42AM
5689268Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer * Sassy_Angel *26 May 2025 9:35AM
5689266Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Gameheart26 May 2025 9:08AM
5689234Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer PattyMac26 May 2025 7:17AM
5689207Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer ladyvic26 May 2025 6:14AM
5689204Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack26 May 2025 6:08AM
5689182Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Trent-PA26 May 2025 4:11AM
5689132Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Jools25 May 2025 9:22PM
5689105Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree25 May 2025 5:36PM
5688411Re: Winner of I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack22 May 2025 2:32AM
5688389Winner of I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I LittleTree21 May 2025 7:35PM
5687401Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Buddha16 May 2025 8:43AM
5687158Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough AmberLove14 May 2025 5:03PM
5686929Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough jroyster13 May 2025 1:17PM
5686814Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Jools12 May 2025 6:01PM
5686783Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Big Giant Head12 May 2025 11:31AM
5686699Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough hoof hearted11 May 2025 10:19PM
5686524Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough GinnyB11 May 2025 12:02AM
5686384Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Trent-PA10 May 2025 3:49AM
5686359Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Gameheart9 May 2025 10:35PM
5686353Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough AmberLove9 May 2025 7:32PM
5686350Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough TowneKook-9 May 2025 6:32PM
5686334Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough * Sassy_Angel *9 May 2025 3:29PM
5686327Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Bullets9mm9 May 2025 2:48PM
5686320Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough fatdaddy9 May 2025 12:58PM
5686227Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough PRIMETIME8 May 2025 10:21PM
5686223Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough dickfrank8 May 2025 9:39PM
5686221Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough PattyMac8 May 2025 9:05PM
5686202I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough LittleTree8 May 2025 4:51PM
5685633Re: Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack5 May 2025 1:37PM
5685572Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed LittleTree5 May 2025 7:31AM

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