Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by hoot
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Current Poll
| Dentist Puns | |
| What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics | 31% |
| What did the dentist of the year receive? A little plaque. | 19% |
| What did the dentist say to a golfer with a cavity? You have a hole in one. | 13% |
| getting him to go is like pulling teeth | 13% |
| What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth? A tuba toothpaste. | 13% |
| The king went to the dentist to get his crown fixed. | 6% |
| What happens when you go to the dentist a few times? You know the drill. | 6% |
| [ 16 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
Subscribe(#5599549) Congrats to our winner HeartOnFire for our April Pun about Shoes
Posted by hoot on 2 May 2024 at 2:08PM
HeartOnFirewill post our next Pun
Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!"She replies, "Try it with the tongue out."Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"
HeartOnFirewill post our next Pun
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5599549 | Congrats to our winner HeartOnFire for our April Pun about Shoes | hoot | 2 May 2024 2:08PM |