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2023



May Winners

THE EARLY BIRD MIGHT GET THE WORM5/3/20HeartOnFire1 goldero
THIS IS NOT A NOVEL TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY5/6/20marcmandy1 Goldero
IF PEOPLE ARE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK5/8/20mystori1 Goldero
WE NEVER REALLY GROW OLD5/12/20marcmandy Heartsong1 Goldero ea
IF BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER5/15/20ladyvic1 Goldero
DON'T UPSET THE APPLE CART5/18/20RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Goldero
MARRIAGE IS A GREAT INSTITUION5/21/20Buddha1 Goldero
A LEOPARD DOESN'T CHANGE IT'S SPOTS5/24/20Heartsong1 Goldero
I HAD A CHICKEN FINGER SO BIG5/26/20Sundrop kid1 Goldero
The DENTIST TOLD ME I NEEDED A CROWN5/29/20RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Goldero


June Winners

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY6/1/20Sundrop kid1 Goldero
They ALL SAID I COULD BECOME ANYTHING6/3/20/bestgremlin JanuarySnowAngel1 Goldero ea
THE SQUIRRELS ARE CLEARLY ALL6/6/20/Buddha1 Goldero
I TRY TO WATCH WHAT I EAT6/9/20Sundrop kid1 Goldero
YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS6/12/20MM David littlefair XI1 Goldero
DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE6/15/20JanuarySnowAngel1 Goldero
IF GETTING THERE IS HALF THE FUN6/17/20Sundrop kid1 Goldero
I SAW A WOMAN WEARING A SHIRT WITH "GUESS" ON IT, SO I SAID..6/20/20bestgremlin1 Goldero
WHEN TEMPTED TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE6/23/20ladyvic1 Goldero
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ME6/26/20Rabbits2 bestgremlin1 Goldero
SHE'S GOT A TICKET TO RIDE6/28/20Heartsong1 Goldero


Sundrop kid IS THE 2 MONTH WINNER OF A PARAPROSDOKIAN TOKEN 6/29/20

JULY WINNERS
WHY DOES SOMEONE BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY THERE ARE FOUR BILLION STARS7/3/20bestgremlin1Goldero,1token
IF LIFE'S NOT A BED OF ROSES7/7/20Heartsong bestgremlin1 Goldero ea, 1 41st anniversary token ea
IF MONDAY HAD A FACE7/10/20squiggy21 Goldero, 1 41st anniversary token
HE WHO WAKES UP EARLY7/15/20PattyMac1 Goldero, 1 Token
OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF SOMETIMES7/19/20Buddha1 Goldero, 1 Token
MY WORSE FEAR ABOUT BECOMING A ZOMBIE7/22/20Buddha1 Goldero, 1 Token
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX7/26/20RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Goldero, 1 Token
YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT I LAUGH BECAUSE7/30/20JanuarySnowAngel1 Goldero, 1 Token

AUGUST WINNERS

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER8/4/20kruntessa1Goldero, 1 Token
I POURED SPOT REMOVER ON MY DOG8/7/2020/RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Goldero, 1 Token
IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS8/11/2020/izzy1 Goldero, 1 Token
IN THREE WORDS I CAN SUM UP EVERYTHING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE8/15/20RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Goldero, 1 Token
I AM SO BROKE8/19/20Heartsong1 Goldero, 1 Token
I HAVE A NEW HAIR STYLE TODAY...IT'S CALLED8/23/20firstjenn1 Goldero, 1 Token
I COULD TELL MY PARENTS HATED ME8/27/20Heartsong1 Goldero, 1 Token
A BALANCE DIET MEANS8/31/20Heartsong1 Goldero, 1 Token


Two Month Winner for July and August

Heartsong for (unknown photo)

SEPTEMBER WINNERS

MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOUR AGE STARTS TO SHOWPattyMac9/4/201 Goldero, 1 Token
IF YOU TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONES'RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack9/8/201 Goldero, 1 Token
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCHLil RedHeartsong9/13/201 Goldero, 1 Token ea
WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMOREHeartOnFire9/17/201Goldero, 1 Token
IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENTkruntessa9/21/201 Goldero, 1 Token
MY SPOUSE IS SO GOOFYizzyJanuarySnowAngel9/25/201 Goldero, 1 Token
IF YOU BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEWBuddhaJanuarySnowAngel9/29/201 Goldero, 1 Token ea

OCTOBER WINNERS

IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON SO I'Mmystori10/3/201 Goldero, 1 Token
THE WEIRDEST ADVICE MY MAMA GAVE MEizzy10/5/201 Goldero, 1 Token
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I NEEDED TO LOSE A FEW POUNDSkruntessa10/9/201 Goldero, 1 Token
MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME WAS SO SCARYLil Red10/12/201 Goldero, 1 Token
HALLOWEEN NIGHT I TURNED AROUND AND SAWkruntessa10/14/201 Goldero, 1 Anniversary Token
I WAS WORKING IN MY LAB LATE ONE NIGHT ANDmystori10/17/201 Goldero, 1 Anniversary Token
IF YOU PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKETLil Red10/20/201 Goldero, 1 Token
I WAS BITTEN BY THE GREEN EYED MONSTERfatdaddy10/24/201 Goldero, 1 Token
I'VE GOT A FROG IN MY THROATPattyMac10/28/201 Goldero, 1 Token
EXCUSE ME BUT I WAS TOLDmarcmandy10/31/201 Goldero, 1 Token


NOVEMBER WINNERS

11/30/20
IF YOU WERE BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON IN YOUR MOUTHcsain111/2/201 Goldero, 1 Token
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IFSilkwood11/8/201 Goldero, 1 Token
LIFE IS LIKE A FAIRY TALEJools11/11/201 Goldero, 1 Token
IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMESSundrop kid11/16/201 Goldero, 1 Token
YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREEbestgremlin11/22/201 Goldero, 1 Token
I QUIT THERAPY BECAUSEhypnotist11/27/201 Goldero, 1 Token
I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING LATE BUTHeartsong


Winner of Contest for Sept. Oct. Nov. kruntessa Lil Red

DECEMBER WINNERS

IF YOU SEE A MAN RUNNING FROM A TIGERfatdaddy12/4/201 Token, 1 Goldero
SOCIAL MEDIA IS LIKE A POORLY WRITTEN DIARYLil Red12/7/201 Token, 1 Goldero
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ANDcsain112/101 Token, 1 Goldero
MY CAT ATE SANTA'S COOKIES AND MILKMM David littlefair XI12/13/201 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
SANTA TOLD ME RUDOLPH'S NOSE WAS REALLY RED BECAUSEJanuarySnowAngel12/18/201 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
AS FROSTY WAS MELTING HE YELLEDcsain112/21/201 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
IF YOU'RE CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACElaura lee12/24/201 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero

2021 Winners
Lil RedThe New Years Eve Party Was So Loud1/1/211 Goldero, 1 Token
HeartsongI'm Not Crazy, I'm Just1/5/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Lil RedIf Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth1/10/211 Goldero, 1 Token
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackI'm Not Lazy1/14/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Big Giant HeadSmile, You're on Candid Camera1/19/211 Goldero, 1 Token
JoolsWhoever Says Nothing is Impossible1/23/211 Goldero, 1 Token
bestgremlinLet's Bury the Hachet1/27/211 Goldero, 1 Token
z71catA Clear Conscience is Usually the Sign Of1/31/211 Goldero, 1 Token


FEBRUARY 2021 WINNERS
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackLegend Says When You Can't Sleep2/4/211 Goldero, 1 Token
**Lover of Darkness**If Home is Where the Heart Is2/9/211 Goldero, 1 Token
fatdaddyThere is No Revenge As Complete As2/14/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Evan54Work Like Your Bank Account2/20/211 Goldero, 1 Bonus Token
WatsonI Can Sum Up My Life in One Short Sentence2/23/211 Goldero, 1 Token
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackHard Work Never Killed Anybody2/28/211 Goldero, 1 Token

MARCH 2021 WINNERS
**Lover of Darkness**I Can Explain That Lie in One Short Sentence3/3/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Lil RedLife is Like a Hot Fudge Sundae3/9/211 Goldero, 1 Token
z71catmystoriI Wasn't Born Yesterday3/13/211 Goldero, 1 Token ea
Sundrop kidMy Dog Thinks I Am3/16/211 Goldero, 1 Token
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackI Made a Huge To Do List Today3/22/211 Goldero, 1 Token
BuddhaMy Favorite Leprechaun is Mad at Me Because3/26/211 Goldero, 1 Token
bestgremlinTowneKook-The Easter Bunny Will Be Late This Year Because3/16/211 Goldero, 1 Easter Token
**Lover of Darkness**April Fool! You Should Have Guessed When3/31/211 Goldero, April Fool Token

APRIL 2021 WINNERS
**Lover of Darkness**You'd Better Look Before You Leap4/10/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Lil RedApril Showers Bring4/16/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Sundrop kidMy Crown Slipped a Little Today When I4/20/211 Goldero, 1 Token
TowneKook-Walmart Told Me I Was Banned Just Because4/24/211 Goldero, 1 Token
izzyGrowing Up I Was So Poor4/29/211 Goldero, 1 Token

MAY WINNERS
eliphont551My Doctor Told Me No More Drinking5/3/211 Goldero, 1 Token
TowneKook-I Ate My Wheaties for Breakfast And5/8/211 Goldero, 1 Bonus Token
thebodywallLife is Not All Sparkles and Unicorns5/13/211Goldero, 1 Token
Lil RedYou Know You're in Hot Water When5/19/211 Goldero, 1 Token
PattyMacLove Your Enemies5/25/211 Goldero, 1 Token

JUNE WINNERS
Bullets9mmMy Boss Told Me I Needed To6/2/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Evan54Life is Like a Bowl of Chili6/8/211 Goldero, 1 Token
MM David littlefair XIThey Know I'm Off My Rocker Because6/12/211 Goldero, 1 Token
GinnyBLook! It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's6/17/211 Goldero, 1Token
BuddhaIt's Not Shake and Bake, It's6/22/211 Goldero, 1 Token
HeatherNYou Know It's a Dog Day Afternoon When6/28/211 Goldero, 1 Token

JULY WINNERS
BuddhaYou're Like the Lyrics to My Favorite Song7/03/211 Goldero, 1 Token
MM David littlefair XII Heard it Through the Grapevine7/07/211 Goldero, 1 Token
ladyvicIf My Dog Could Talk He/She Would Tell Me7/11/211 Goldero, 1 Token
TowneKook-It Was So Hot Out Today7/18/211 Goldero, 1 Token
Heartsong fatdaddyI Don't Always Go The Extra Mile7/23/211 Goldero, 1 Token ea
thebodywallMy Neighbor Told Me I Really Should7/28/211 Goldero, 1 Token

AUGUST WINNERS
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackI'm Not Lazy8/3/211 Goldero, 1 Bonus Token
izzyI Can't Come to Work Today8/5/211 Goldero, 1 Token
z71catMy Grocery Bill Was So High8/12/211 Goldero, 1 Token, 1 Anniversary Token
marcmandyMy Mind Says Go, My Body Says8/18/211 Goldero, 1 Token
WatsonElvis Has Left the Building8/24/211 Goldero, Two Anniversary Tokens, 1 Butterfly Token
BuddhaYour Assignment, Should You Decide To Accept It, Is to Not8/30/212 Anniversary, 1 Para Token

September Winners
PattyMacI've Had Enough Of "Todaying9/3/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook- z71catYou Know You've Reached Middle Age When9/8/212 Anniversary Tokens, 1 Para Token
Evan54If Your Neighbors Keeps Watching You Through Binoculars9/12/211 Para Token, 1 Anniversary Token
monkeytyperBarbie is so Popular They Started Making Her9/17/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartsongMy Cat Keeps Looking at Me Like9/22/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Bullets9mmIf Your Spouse Says You Cant' Cook9/28/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedIf You Can't Take the Girl Out of the Country9/30/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero

OCTOBER WINNERS
marcmandy TowneKook-I Was Offered A Part in the Walking Dead Movie10/7/21Fall and para token, 1 Goldero, 2nd place TK, fall token
{ Player }The Wicked Witch Put a Curse on Me and NowVOIDED
rUsureU_ want2doTHATMy Halloween Party Was So Scary10/14/21Fall and Para token, 1 Goldero
thebodywallI Opened My Door on Halloween Night10/18/21Halloween Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsMy Psychiatrist Told Me I Needed To10/23/21Fall Token, 1 Goldero
HeartsongYou Can't Have Everything10/25/21Fall Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsThey Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted10/31/21Para and Halloween Token, 1 Goldero

November Winners
WatsonI Never Forget a Face But11/4/21Para Token, 1 Goldero
Bullets9mmYou Might Be a Redneck If11/9/21Para Token, 1 Goldero
Evan54My Teacher Told Me I Needed To11/12/21Para Token, 1 Goldero
eliphont551Trent-PAPlease Don't Eat the Daisies11/16/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartOnFireIt Was So Cold Out11/20/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedNot Only Did I Get Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed11/24/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero
GinnyBYesterday When I Was Young11/29/211 Para Token, 1 Goldero

December Winners
kellymcinazI Laughed So Hard12/2/21Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-Santa Claus is Not Coming to Town Because12/4/21Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PARockin' Around the Christmas Tree12/5/21Christmas Token
HeartOnFireRudolph's Nose Is So Red Because12/9/21Christmas Token, 1 Golderokellymcinaz Bonus token
Bullets9mm Trent-PAThe Chili I Made Was So Spicy12/12/21Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
{ Player: Evan54}The Winter Blizzard Was So Strong12/15/21Christmas Token
Trent-PAlaura leeMy Doctor Told Me I Was Too Old To12/22/21Christmas token
{ Player }Marry In Haste



PattyMacJust Once I'd Like to Turn on the News and Hear1/7/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystoriI Have an Imaginary Friend1/11/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
thebodywallI Tried Counting Sheep to Sleep but1/15/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Evan549 Out of 10 Times I Will Probably1/20/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsThey Told Me to Follow My Dreams1/26/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero

FEBRUARY 2022 WINNERS
 
Bullets9mmYou Know Your Driving is Really Bad When2/4/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
WatsonSinging in the Shower is All Fun and Games Until2/8/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2 TowneKook-I'm Not Clumsy2/13/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedMy Therapist Says I have a Preoccupation for Revenge2/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystori izzyI'm Starting to Have Trouble With My Vision2/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsDue to Current Economic Conditions2/27/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

MARCH 2022 WINNERS

BuddhaHe Grabbed Her Hand and Held it Tightly3/4/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
WatsonIf You Think Your Boss is Stupid3/8/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-I Know They Say That Money Talks3/13/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2I Threw a Boomerang a Couple of Years Ago3/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedWhen the Cop Pulled Me Over, I Told Him3/24/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Bullets9mmWhen the Past Comes Knocking3/31/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

APRIL WINNERS

Heartsong Evan54Never Tell Your Secrets to Your Neighbors4/6/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero ea.
TowneKook-I'm Not Here to Judge4/10/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-My 15 Minutes of Fame Didn't Turn Out So Well4/15/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
izzy99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall4/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedI've Exhausted All Avenues So Now I'm Gonna4/28/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

MAY WINNERS

marcmandyYou Know You Must be Dreaming When5/4/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsMama Always Said5/11/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedI Try to Watch What I Eat5/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**You Never Know What You Have5/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAYou Know the Honeymoon is Over5/28/22Choice of Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2You Know the Honeymoon is Over5/28/22Choice of Para Token, 1 Goldero

JUNE WINNERS
monkeytyperGrowing Up I Was So Poor6/1/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackSorry I'm Late6/7/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2There's a Full Moon Out Tonight6/12/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
z71catA Dog is Man's Best Friend Until6/15/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystoriNever Underestimate the Power Of6/21/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

JULY WINNERS
JoolsThe Energy Bunny May Keep Going7/2/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
kruntessaBut officer, I Was Just Running7/7/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-My Beautitian Just Shook Her Head7/13/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Big Giant HeadIf You Talk to Me Before I've Had My Coffee7/20/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
JanuarySnowAngelHearing Voices in Your Head is Normal7/25/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

AUGUST WINNERS
izzyIf There's Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen8/2/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
thebodywallMama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys8/7/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
kruntessaYou Know You're Getting Older When8/13/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartsongInstead of Counting Sheep to Sleep, I8/19/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
z71catWhen we Got Married My Wife Told Me8/23/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Candy Cane KazI Saw a Sign That Said "Watch for Children"8/28/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

SEPTEMBER WINNERS

z71catThe Shortest Horror Story Is9/4/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**I'm Not Saying She Wasn't Dealing with a Full Deck9/10/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
* Sassy_Angel *My Grandma Always Said to Keep9/16/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
bestgremlinBuddhaYou Know You've Got a Problem When9/23/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsThat Awkward Moment When You Get Out of Your Car and Realize9/29/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

OCTOBER WINNERS

Clem3610Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight10/4/22Para Token, 1 GolderoHeartsong Trent-PA Second place bonus token
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackNot Only Did I Fall Off the Diet Wagon, I Set it on Fire and Used the Insurance to Buy10/8/22Para Token, 1 GolderoBonus token bestgremlin
marcmandyLast Night GoldToken Was Offline So I Had To10/18/22Pata Token, 1 Goldero
Lil Red WatsonI Did a Cartwheel the Other Day Thinking it Was Like Riding a Bike10/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Bullets9mmThe Hardest Part About Being an Adult10/30/22Para Token, 1 Goldero


NOVEMBER wINNERS

GinnyBThe Most Important Four Words in a Marriage is11/3/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAIt's Best to Let Sleeping Dogs Lie11/8/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartsongMy Doctor Mentioned I Was No Longer a Spring Chicken So I Told Him11/11/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackI’m Sorry, While You Were Talking I Was Trying to Figure Out11/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
eliphont551 monkeytyperIt's Amazing How Clean My House Can Get When11/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
monkeytyper joenrondiWhen You Do Squats, Are Your Knees Supposed to Sound Like11/27/22Choice of Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
BuddhaSometimes, Someone Unexpected Comes into Your Life Out of Nowhere, Makes Your Heart Race11/29/22Choice of Christmas Token, 1 Goldero

DECEMBER WINNERS
**Lover of Darkness**Instead of a Do Not Disturb Sign, I Need One That Says12/1/22Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
Jools mystoriSometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense12/4/22Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
joenrondiJust Because I'm Smiling Doesn't Mean I Don't Want To12/8/22Christmas Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-I Get Enough Exercise12/11/22Christmas Token, 1 GolderoSecond place Watson Choice of Para Token
JoolsIf You Wish Upon a Star11/14/22Christmas Token
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackSanta Claus Isn't Coming to Town This Year Because12/18/22Christmas and Para Token, 1 Goldero2nd mystori joenrondi Para token
TowneKook-The Grinch Told Me This Year He's Going To12/23/221 Para and Christmas Token, 1 Goldero**YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB 2nd place.










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