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JANUARY 2023 WINNERS

ladyvicEveryone is Entitled to Their Own Opinion1/8/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
WatsonMy Therapist Told Me I Wasn't Crazy but to Please1/15/231 Para Token, 1 Goldero
joenrondiTragedy is When I Cut My Finger, Comedy is When1/19/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
fatdaddyYou Know You're Getting Senile When1/23/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**Best Excuse for not Doing Homework1/30/23Para Token, 1 Goldero

FEBRUARY WINNERS
Rabbits2All That Glitters2/1/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
Valentine Tokens from Numerous Contests
PRIMETIMEOne Thing You Shouldn't Do is Try to Tell2/26/23Para Token, 1 Goldero

MARCH WINNERS
izzyJoolsYou Might be a Redneck if3/3/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
WatsonI Haven't Spoken to my Wife in Years3/8/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAI Let the Cat out of the Bag3/15/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
jd91When I was Young, I Wanted to be Older3/21/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**Apparently My Neighbor Has No Sense of Humor, Just Because3/26/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
oldogMy Mind Not Only Wanders3/31/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-The Older I Get4/5/23Bonus Token, 1 Goldero

APRIL WINNERS
GinnyBI'd Like to Have a Kid But I'm Not Ready to Spend Ten Years Constantly Hearing.4/10/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-The Older I Get4/5/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAI Can Resist Anything Except4/17/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAI Need to Buy Another Mirror4/21/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
marcmandyIf You're Gonna Do Something Tonight that You'll be Sorry for Tomorrow Morning4/26/23Para Token, 1 Goldero2nd Place, Heartsong Bonus Token

MAY WINNERS
Bullets9mmMy Doctor is Concerned About My High Blood Pressure So I Told Him5/2/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
TaUrUsRoSeIf You're Gonna Run with the Big Dogs5/8/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**The Sign Said "Do Not Disturb5/15/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
fatdaddyI Realized I Had A Lot of Growing Up to Do5/21/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsHumpty Dumpty Really Fell Off the Wall Because5/26/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartsongWhen I Was Born I Was So Ugly5/30/23Para Token, 1 Goldero

JUNE WINNERS

Sundrop kidI Wasn't Crowned Miss GoldToken After My Opponent6/5/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackIf Life Was Fair6/9/23Para Token, 1 Golderomojodanielle New Player Token
z71catI'm Having People Over to Stare at Their Phones Today6/15/23Para Token, 1 Goldero2nd Place Bonus Token, Watson
Clem3610If I've Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times6/23/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
z71catI'm at That Age Where My Body Still Thinks I'm 296/30/23Para Token, 1 Goldero

JULY WINNERS
JanuarySnowAngelWhy No, My Boss Never Said I Had To7/7/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
fatdaddyYou Know the Potholes on the Road are Bad7/12/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartOnFireWhen I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped into Action and7/20/23Para Token, 1 GolderoBonus Token fatdaddy
Big Giant Head GinnyBGood Girls are Made of Sugar and Spice7/25/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
z71catSome People Always Need a High Five7/31/23Para Token, 1 Goldero

AUGUST WINNERS

**Lover of Darkness**joenrondiI May Look Calm But in my Mind8/6/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartOnFireIt's So Hot! How Hot is it?8/12/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
Clem3610You Know Old Age is Approacing8/18/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystoriSnow White Needs a New Dwarf. Grumpy Left Because8/25/23Para Token, 1 Goldero

SEPTEMBER WINNERS

fatdaddyI Get Most of my Exercise These Days From9/2/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAChocolate Doesn't Ask Any Questions. Chocolate9/21/23Para Token, 1 Goldero
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